I came up with this trying to find a way to drive all the variations of "Little Drummer Boy" being CONSTANTLY played on the radio stations around here out of my head.

I also realized that I had been ignoring my second favorite Sky High couple (well, with their OWN story, they've popped up in a couple of the others). Shame on me.

I tried to make it up to them with this song, sung to the tune of "Spider-Man" by the Ramones.

I am working on a story just for them. Until it's finished, enjoy.

Magenta & Zach Attack

Magenta and Zach, Zach Attack

Drive the forces of evil back

She can turn small and furry

He lights up like a Christmas tree

Look out!

It's Magenta and Zach Attack!

Baron Battle and Royal Pain,

Dr. Drakken, Pinky and the Brain,

All shall have their plans foiled

Trying to take over the woild

(Yeah, I'm stretching, but it rhymes)

By Magenta,

Magenta and Zach Attack!

Evil in the night

Shuns his 50 watt light

But it doesn't have far to go

You might not think it's big

To become a guinea pig

Until she bites you on the toe

OW!

(Air guitar solo! Take it, Zach!)

Nowrnowrnowr, nowrnowrnowr

Nowrnowrnowrnowr, nowrnowrnowr

Nowrnowrnowr, nowrnowrnowr

Nowrnowrnowrnowr nowrnowrnowr

Nowrnowr

Nowrnowrnowrnowrnowrnowr!

(Magenta, your turn!)

"…………."

(Magenta?)

"…………"

(You know, you keep rolling your eyes around like that; they'll fall out someday.)

"……….."

(Fine, next verse!)

Magenta and Zach, Zach Attack

Like hamster nummies for a snack

She tried them once, on a whim

The one who eats them by the bagful is him!

"Dude, they rock with milk!"

Oh, that crazy Zach!

Magenta and Zach, Zach Attack

Always have each other's back

Keeping each other safe from harm

"Try petting my head and I'll break your arm!"

(Oh, NOW she sings)

They're so cute together,

Magenta and Zach Attack!

Now it's time for our song to end

Let's say goodbye to our friends

So for now we'll sit and pout

Until Sky High 2 comes out

Hey Disney,

Get off your freaking butts!

(Thank you, and good night!)