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Chapter 1

Narrator: it's a sunny, peaceful day in Townsville….

Girls: AAGGGHHH!

Narrator:… okay maybe not peaceful, but it IS sunny, and the miracle of birth is about to bestow our girls.

Boomer: now bubbles, breathe. Squeeze something. Here, squeeze my hand.

Bubbles: ( grabs hand and squeeze's ) AAAHHHH!

Boomer: ( yanks back ) YOU BROKE MY HAND!

Bubbles: AND YOU MADE ME GO THROUGH LABOR! AAAAGGGGHHHH!

Boomer: YOU wanted the baby. I suggested a puppy, but NO! You had to have a baby!

Narrator: ….. Now to blossom and brick!

Brick: do you need a nurse? Is it time?

Blossom: NO BUT I WISH IT WAS SO I COULD GET IT OVER WITH! AAAHHH!

Brick: how about ice cream? Want some? Or maybe a book?

Blossom: I WANT A TIME MACHENE SO I COULD STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING! WHY DID I WANT A BABY? WHY NOT A CHIWAWA?

Brick: I don't know. Here, I'll go find you something to squeeze.

Narrator: now to butch and buttercup…. This won't be good, I can guarantee it. Yup. I feel sorry for butch.

Buttercup: WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? I'M FAT AND I FEEL LIKE A BUS IS COMING OUT!

Butch: I'm sorry, okay? Just breathe and squeeze something.

Buttercup: I TRIED! I BREAK EVERYTHING I SQUEEZE!

Butch: I'll find something else then!