MINI ADVENTURES OF THE LITTLE ELRIC BROTHERS'

CHAPTER 1: WHAT IS THAT?

Envy: Mariah Carrey! (Snatches magazine)

Ed: Christina Aguilera! (Snatches the magazine back)

Envy: Mariah! (Pull magazine)

Ed: Christina! (Pulls it back)

-Both start to pull the magazine-

Envy: Mariahhhh!

Ed: Christinaaa!

Rip!

(Paper falls everywhere) envy: What do you have against dark meat Ed! Your so racist!

Ed: Nothing, I like Christina because she has beauty and grace and she makes beautiful songs -sings one of her songs-

Envy: Your singing sucks Ed! And Mariah Carrey also has beauty and grace, Christina makes song that deprives women of being a sex symbol. Mariah made that song "hero" which was a big hit

Ed:...Are. Are you even a man? I think you're a girl..and anyway Mariah is mixed with white/black she's light skinned

envy: I am a boy you stupid Keebler elf!

Ed: Don't call me an elf you Bahaman palm tree!

(They both start to fight)

Al: I have to go to the bathroom.(al gets up) they both fight over the stupidest stuff I hope they know Christina and Mariah are not even alive yet.

(Walks into bathroom)

(Ed and envy are laid out on the floor)

Envy: Huff huff huff...you ready for another round

Ed: Huff huff huff...I'm always ready, you bush

Al: Ed, envy come here!

(They both run towards the bathroom door)

Both: What do you want Al?

Ed: Yeah! can't you see I was beating the snot out of this armature over here?

Envy: What? clearly I was winning!

Ed: Those are fighting words, you ready for another brawl? -puts up fist

Envy: Yeah I'm ready -fighting position

Al: Can you please stop fighting for a minute and come here? I have to show you something bizarre

Ed: No way! that gross!

Envy: Yeah we can't come in the laboratory when you're making a experiment (or we can't come onto the bathroom when you're using it)

Al: Just come here my pants are up anyway.

Both: Ok -opens door-

Both: What do you want to show us?

Al: Look in the toilet

-Both look in toilet

Both: Ewww! What in the world is that? It stinks!

Ed: That came out of you Al?

Al: -nods-

Envy: What have you been eating? It seems like you been eaten a lot of chocolate or something!

Al: I never seen nothing like that before...eww is that yesterday's corn?

Ed: So this, takes food out of you?...That's horrible!

-They all run to mom-

All: Mom! Mom!

Trisha: What's wrong?

All: There something horrible in the toilet! And it takes food out of you!

Al: It came out of me! am I going to die?

Trisha: What?