MINI ADVENTURES OF THE LITTLE ELRIC BROTHERS'
CHAPTER 1: WHAT IS THAT?
Envy: Mariah Carrey! (Snatches magazine)
Ed: Christina Aguilera! (Snatches the magazine back)
Envy: Mariah! (Pull magazine)
Ed: Christina! (Pulls it back)
-Both start to pull the magazine-
Envy: Mariahhhh!
Ed: Christinaaa!
Rip!
(Paper falls everywhere) envy: What do you have against dark meat Ed! Your so racist!
Ed: Nothing, I like Christina because she has beauty and grace and she makes beautiful songs -sings one of her songs-
Envy: Your singing sucks Ed! And Mariah Carrey also has beauty and grace, Christina makes song that deprives women of being a sex symbol. Mariah made that song "hero" which was a big hit
Ed:...Are. Are you even a man? I think you're a girl..and anyway Mariah is mixed with white/black she's light skinned
envy: I am a boy you stupid Keebler elf!
Ed: Don't call me an elf you Bahaman palm tree!
(They both start to fight)
Al: I have to go to the bathroom.(al gets up) they both fight over the stupidest stuff I hope they know Christina and Mariah are not even alive yet.
(Walks into bathroom)
(Ed and envy are laid out on the floor)
Envy: Huff huff huff...you ready for another round
Ed: Huff huff huff...I'm always ready, you bush
Al: Ed, envy come here!
(They both run towards the bathroom door)
Both: What do you want Al?
Ed: Yeah! can't you see I was beating the snot out of this armature over here?
Envy: What? clearly I was winning!
Ed: Those are fighting words, you ready for another brawl? -puts up fist
Envy: Yeah I'm ready -fighting position
Al: Can you please stop fighting for a minute and come here? I have to show you something bizarre
Ed: No way! that gross!
Envy: Yeah we can't come in the laboratory when you're making a experiment (or we can't come onto the bathroom when you're using it)
Al: Just come here my pants are up anyway.
Both: Ok -opens door-
Both: What do you want to show us?
Al: Look in the toilet
-Both look in toilet
Both: Ewww! What in the world is that? It stinks!
Ed: That came out of you Al?
Al: -nods-
Envy: What have you been eating? It seems like you been eaten a lot of chocolate or something!
Al: I never seen nothing like that before...eww is that yesterday's corn?
Ed: So this, takes food out of you?...That's horrible!
-They all run to mom-
All: Mom! Mom!
Trisha: What's wrong?
All: There something horrible in the toilet! And it takes food out of you!
Al: It came out of me! am I going to die?
Trisha: What?
