A lingering, dull ache. Constant fatigue, loss of interest. Pain that comes emotionally, physically, and mentally. Loss of hope, love and reality. Feeling useless and worthless. Feeling that it's never enough, and that life just isn't worth living anymore.

Depression hurts.

Rock Lee can help.

For only one cookie a day you can make a difference in someone's life.

Sasuke Uchiha, the last member of the Uchiha clan. Besides Itachi. And Tobi, aka Madara.

Sasuke: I am NOT related to that old geezer. Seriously, who lives 100 years for something as dumb as a "Moon's-eye" plan? Who names their plans crap like that? As for me, I am not depressed!

announcer: But you went to get help from a PEDOPHILE. You seemed pretty ready to end your life at that point.

Sasuke: No. I only have one goal-

announcer: To order Rock Lee?

Sasuke: No. To kill Itachi Uchiha.

announcer: Your just jealous cuz he's hotter then you.

Sasuke: No.

announcer: Yes.

Sasuke: No.

announcer: Yes.

Sasuke: No!

announcer: Yes!

Rock Lee: SESHUN, FULL POWER!!!!!!!

Sasuke: (hides under his bed like a man)

Rock Lee: Do not hide! It is most unyouthful!

Sasuke: ITACHIIIII!!!!!! (jumps out the window)

Rock Lee: I, Konoha's Green Beast, Shall Go after the falling Sasuke! SESHUN AWAY!!!!!!! (jumps out the window)

announcer: Why doesn't anyone want to order Rock Lee?

Deidara: Because he's annoying and no one likes him.

Kisame: Yeah.

Itachi: Shut up Kisame, you walking sushi roll.

Sasori: No one eat Kisame. Im fattening him up for a grand feast.

Deidara: Yeah, cuz I was just dying to eat him. (rolls eyes)

Pein: (secretly sneaks in, takes pamphlet for Rock Lee and leaves)

Sasuke is one of the many people who don't get their required amount of Rock Lee in a day. Rock Lee can help you regain your strength, and reclaim your youth. He even comes with a free Gai-sensei and a green spandex suit just for you! And if you're not convinced yet, just listen to some of our satisfied customers!

Sai:(grinning, wearing spandex) So, how do I look?

Sakura: Well, to be blunt, gay.

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Tenten: This is youth!

Neji: This is Guts!

Gai: I am Minami Hanatarou!

Neji and Tenten: He's so shy, isn't he?

Call 1-800-ROCK-LEE that's 1-800-ROCK-LEE. For only one cookie a day, to make a difference in a person like Sasuke's life.

Depression hurts.

Rock Lee can help.

(*Side affects include headache, cramps, fatigue, faint, sarcasm increase, shortened tolerance level, and death. Please talk to your doctor and/or physchiatrist before ordering Rock Lee.)