Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Naruto, just this corny plot.
Warnings: Shounen ai...I'm supposing that be it.
A/N: I honestly have no clue where this came from, I guess I just wanted Sasuke to enjoy Naru-chan's booty in a pair of Levi's. My apologies for this stupid/corny peice! But I had fun! XD
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"Denim?"
"I don't care."
"Naruto! Try these!"
Why him? Why on God's earth was Sasuke forced to come? There was no point in him coming. And to shop for jeans of all things. If he was going to be dragged somewhere to do something with the blonde and the pink haired bubble of joy he at least wanted it to be fun (or whatever it is a Uchiha defines as "fun").
"Oi, what about these Sakura?"
"Nah."
Those shimmering blue eyes turned to onyx ones, "What about you Sasuke?"
The raven gave him a blank look, "Hn." and the only reason Sasuke had even bothered to reply to the kitsune was because he was looking relatively cute today (another reason why he decided to let them drag him here), not that he didn't everyday...
He ran his eyes over the boy and then shifted his weight. Everyday, he confirmed, satisfied with the utterly adorable forced angry look on his dear friends face.
"Asshole." the blonde muttered turning back to a wide assortment of faded Levi's.
The Uchiha briefly rose an elegant brow and then his face returned to looking impassive. He simply could not wait to get the hell out of here. Deciding he couldn't just march right out of here and flee to the sweet safety of his home(as tempting as that thought was) he settled for seat outside of a dressing room, it would have to do.
"Naruto!" a feminine voice called, "I have the perfect ones!"
Sasuke didn't have to turn to know she was shoving some pair of pants at Naruto because the next thing he saw was said blonde being shoved into a changing room.
A rustle of clothing.
The sight of an old pair of pants being dropped.
Another sight of two feet clumsily stepping into a new set of jeans.
Ziiiip.
And then the kitsune stepped through the door beaming with all his mighty glory of having found, ehem, of having Sakura found these absolutely wonderful jeans.
"Whachya think Saskura-chan?" a big bright grin followed the question.
"I love them! You have to get them!"
How could two people get so excited of a stupid old pair of jeans?
"What about you S'uke?" Naruto asked turning to face a mirror, his back to Sasuke. Only then did the raven even bother to look at him. He didn't regret shifting his attention from the wall the the blonde because gods did Naruto look good in those Levi's.
Sasuke mentally wiped the drool from his face.
"Hn, they're fine I suppose." Lies! 'Fine' was a complete and total understatement.
Naruto's grin grew, "I'll buy em'!" Sasuke silently thanked the god of Levi's and reminded himself to have the blonde wear them later so he could personally rip them off of him.
I guess that's how two people got excited over a stupid old pair of jeans.
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-OWARI-
