Be nice. This is my first story. But I have to say, it's pretty good. My friend laughed all the way through it! XD! But maybe, it's just our random Scot's humour, idk...


Chapter one - The Very Beginning...

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan were pretty much inseperable from the very beginning. They were even born in the same hospital room, Forks was so small. Their parents had been friends since college, and Edward's mum and dad, Esme and Carlisle, had already had one kid called Emmett, who was sleeping throughout the whole process, being the chubby one year old he was.

One year later, Edward, Alice and Bella were left together in the care of a two year old Emmett, Alice being Edward's twin sister, the parentals outside, celebrating Charlie's new promotion to Chief. By that time, Edward had a fuzz of bronze hair, Alice a fuzz of dark brown hair, and Bella a fuzz of chocolate hair. Emmett stood over them as they stared doefully back, one pair green emeralds, and two pairs of chocolate minstrels.

When they were two, Alice was busying herself with her mother's lipstick, Emmett was watching Tellytubbies, and the other two were running as fast as they could through the sprinklers, when Bella tripped. Esme and Renee watched Edward help Bella up and give her a big hug. - SNAP - Went the camera, and the moment was captured forever by two tearful fathers, both with soft smiles on their faces.

Two years later, Alice, Edward and Bella were starting school. Alice was in a canary yellow frilly dress, Edward in a purple T-shirt and blue jeans, and Bella in a white knee length skirt and a pink blouse with floral patterns on it. She was grumbling about Alice and Renee forcing her into this particular outfit.

Two minutes later, Edward, Bella, Alice and a male blond were sitting at a group table by the window. He introduced himself as Jasper Hale, and the teacher begun the lesson.

At lunch, Emmett waved them over to his table once they had all grabbed a pot of soup and a spoon.

"Bro, sis, pal, this is Rose, but I'm the only one allowed to call her that. To the rest of you, she's Rosalie," he said, gesturing towards a blonde girl, who was waving frantically to Jasper, signaling for him to come over.

He did so with a look of confusion on his face, "Alice, Edward, Bella? What are you doing here?"

"My brother asked us to come over," said Edward.

"No way?!" shock and disbelief crossed Jasper's face as he admitted, "Rosalie's my sister!"

"Wait, you guys know each other?" asked Rose and Emmett at the same time. They both blushed and looked away.

One year later, Edward asked Bella a question when they were lying in Bella's room, playing the PS2.

"Bella, where do babies come from?"

Bella smiled, and replied,"I know all about it. I read it in the Ladybird's Guide to Biology."
(Real book)

Bella crossed the room to her bookshelf and pulled out said book, flicking it open to the page.

" 'When two people love each other very much, they bond in marry-age. Then if they want kids, the mummy and daddy hug each other in a special way, and nine months later, a baby pops out of a mummy's belly.' "
(Real quote)

"Oh," said Edward, and he resumed playing Tigger's Honey Hunt as if he had said nothing.

The next week, Edward dragged Bella over to a Beech tree and sat her down. He sat down next to her and said, "Bella, you're my best friend. I love you very much. Will you marry me?"

Of course, Bella said, "Yes," and found Edward was dragging her over to his house, calling for Emmett.

When Emmett appeared, Edward informed him, "Bella and me are getting married. Do the wedding for us please."

"Of course," Emmett said, grinning. (Honestly, does that boy ever stop smiling?)

Alice appeared behind Emmett, and said, "Come on, Bella, I think there's a wedding dress in my dress up box. Can I be your bridesmaid? Thanks!" all the while, dragging Bella into her glittery pink room. The sheer pinkness made Bella stumble back. Alice quickly caught her, shoving a long frilly white dress over Bella's head, handing her a bunch of daisies and sticking a fluffy hairband onto Bella's head. She slipped toilet roll under the hairband and clapped at the effect. Bella looked like a 5 year old bride.

Two minutes later, Alice stepped into the hallway and marched along to Rosalie's humming "The Bridal Song". Carlisle, Esme and Renee all stood up, awaiting Bella. She appeared, walking down the hall, holding her daisies and looking nervous with Charlie walking beside her. When she reached the table, she turned and faced a tie-clad Edward. Emmett looked silly in his father's dressing gown and mother's white choker.

"We are here today to see Edward and Bella's marry-age," started Emmett, "These two kids are best friends and love each other very much. Edward Anthony Cullen, do you accept Bella as your waffley wedded wife?"

"Yes," he said, slightly surprised Emmett asked.

"Do you, Isabella Marie Swan, accept our Eddie as your waffley wedded husband?"

"Duh, I said yes to him, what makes you think I changed my answer?"

"I now say you're man and wife. Kiss and eat your rings."

Edward looked horrified at the thought of kissing, so he just leaned forward slightly and pecked Bella's cheek.

Bella exclaimed," EEWWW!! EVERYONE KNOWS KISSING GIVES YOU COOTIES!!" as she ate the gummy ring Edward gave her, wiping her cheek.

Edward looked equally disgusted as he wiped his mouth, but he brightened when he took the offered gummy ring. Bella threw her daisies in the air. Alice caught them, surprised.

Carlisle said, " Edward, now you take Bella on her honeymoon," softly.

Edward looked puzzled, "What's a honeymoon?"

"It's when two newlyweds go on a holiday."

"What's a newlywed?"

"Someone who just got married."

"Why didn't you say so?"

He bent down and Bella climbed onto his back. Edward started running across to the door, flinging it open. He stepped outside and started running around the exterior of the house.

They got round once and then went back inside.

"How was your honeymoon?"

"Fine, I guess," said Bella.

"Okay."

It's such a pity good things never last...


And thus endeth our first chapter. Plz review and tell me what you think of my first ever fan fiction so far. Me shall get on with the story once I get 2 reviews. Flames are accepted and I'm honestly not asking much. TY xox Hilary.