I keep seeing stupid ads for Mike Rowe's new episodes of Dirty Jobs premiering on Tuesday on the Discovery channel on devRT and I don't know why, but now I'm gonna write something about Dragonball Z.

Goku traveled across the surface of the sun for many a year only to realize it didn't exist.

"OH NOOO!!" he said in his early Sean Schemmel dub voice. "Vegeta told be that the planets were SQUARES"

AND HE REACHED AN EPIPHANY OF POINTLESS PROPORTIONS

On the planet that is Urth, Vuguhtuh was screaming and Burma for raising their child to be a porn star.

"OH NO PAN YOU WHORE" said the mother whose hair is of blue tint.

"LIKE MUM I'M SO HOT NOW GOHAN WANTS ME"

AMD TRUNKS THEN RAPED THE PAN CUZ SHE'S HOT AND SHE'S LIKE TWELVE OR SOMETHING.

General Tayoh was singing songs to his pet bird who turned him on exclusively.

"OH POLLY YOU TURN ME ON MORE THAN SEEING TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS NAKED"

He watched Boku no Pico in his spare time.

BIRDS

The arnd.