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-SUPER SMASH BROS. CHRISTMAS-

-Smash Bros. Mansion-

It is Christmas Day, the world's favorite time of year. It is a time of joy, happiness, and best of all, gifts and toys. The Smash brothers are gathered at the mansion's decorated living room near the warm burning fireplace and the Christmas tree, standing proudly at the corner. The tree was decked in gold lights, ivory and white ornaments and its yuletide star stood at the very top, brighter than last year. Playing on the background was an instrumental excerpt of the Christmas music, "Jiggle Bells"

"My fellow Smash Brothers." Mr. Game and Watch began, "We are gathered here today to celebrate the greatest time of all times: Christmastime. Now Christmas is not only about gifts and such, it is about the love that we share, the joy we give to one another, the faith that…"

"Just give us the presents darn it!" Ganondorf bellowed.

Mr. Game and Watch shot a fatal glare at Ganondorf. He then went to the tree, picked up a gift and threw it at the wizard who caught it in time and began ripping it up like a kid.

"So what did you get us Mr. Game and Watch?" Peach anxiously asked.

"Oh, I got you a lot of gifts you know." Mr. Game and Watch smiled, "Each and every one of these gifts will eventually…blow your mind."

Ganondorf shrieked like a little girl, he held up a key in the air and jiggled it, "I GOT A CAR! I GOT A CAR!"

"A Lexus car."

Ganondorf jumped on Mr. Game and Watch and hugged him, eventually cracking his back, "OH THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!"

"N—Not so t-tight!" Mr. Game and Watch groaned in pain.

"Hey! I want a car too!" Luigi complained.

"Then everyone, go get your presents." Mr. Game and Watch encouraged. The smash brothers ran to the Christmas tree and each opened their presents.

"AN I-POD BUNDLE!" Mario squealed, "INCLUDES AN I-POD VIDEO AND NANO! AND FREE 3-YEAR SUBSCRIPTION TO ITUNES!"

Dr. Mario shrieked at what he received, "MY OWN LAB SET! INCLUDES BEAKERS AND FORMULAS USED BY TODAY'S TOP SCIENTISTS!"

"A DVD PLAYER!" Luigi wept of joy.

"A TREASURE BOX OF ALL THINGS VICTORIA'S SECRET!" Peach screamed, "PLUS A SPA SET OF RELAXING PRODUCTS!"

"AN ELECTRIC GUITAR!" Bowser jumped, "AUTOGRAPHED BY MY FAVORITE ROCK BAND WITH AN INVITATION TO PLAY WITH THEM ON THEIR UPCOMING CONCERT!"

"YASHI! MY OWN LAPTOP!" Yoshi hugged his brand new Sony Vaio laptop which includes voice-command and free internet and security.

"OOOH! OOOH! AWOOOO!" Donkey Kong howled at the sight of his brand new electrical drum set.

"A KEY TO MY VERY OWN PORCHE!" Captain Falcon screeched at the sight of his key to his porche parked outside with Ganondorf's Lexus.

Both Falco and Fox were about to faint at the sight of their own Dell Computer Center and Digital Palm Pilots. "MY…MY…MY…"

"…THA BEST GIFTS EVER!"

"MY ULTRA WIRELESS YO-YO!" Ness blared, "JUST WHAT I WANTED!"

"OUR ULTRA 2006 SNOW BLOWER!" Popo and Nana shrieked and jumped of joy.

"YAIAH!" Kirby squeaked and drooled at what he saw, a free membership card to the best buffet restaurant in town, serving exquisite lobsters and foods from around the world.

"HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE! HE!" Samus giggled at her new set of gold and expensive jewelries that will match her suit plus a razor sharp cell phone, "THANK YA! HE! HE! HE!"

"MY OWN FASHION CLOTHING!" Zelda drew out of her present, a series of expensive clothes and ensemble that only today's celebrities can wear these days.

"A BIG SCREEN FLAT TV!" Link squealed, "AND IT'S DIGITAL!"

"A BOISE MUSIC PLAYER!" Young Link shrieked, "YIIIII!"

"PIKAYA!"

"PIYAAA!"

"JIGGLYAAAH!"

Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff leaped in glee at the sight of their individual electronic balls with artificial intelligence, and even internet access.

Mewtwo cackled at his box of unused Master Balls, "MUAH! HA! HA! HA! HA!"

"A DIGITAL CAMERA!" Marth drew a sharp breath.

"A HOME-THEATER SYSTEM!" Roy screamed, holding his gift up.

"Do you all like it?" Mr. Game and Watch grinned.

The gang screamed in unison and jumped on Mr. Game and Watch, causing a brawl. Mr. Game and Watch suddenly got hugged so tightly, his eyes was coming out of its sockets and all of his bones eventually shattered in pieces, like a glass that fell on the floor. The Smash Brothers ran their separate ways to play with their new toys. Mr. Game and Watch fell on the floor in great pain, "M—my b-ack!" he groaned and saw Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff, asleep, drooling and holding on their gifts.

"…I should have given them cards instead." He whimpered, "Ack."


END