Loki: hello i'm Beyond Loki but you can call me Loki. guess time for a disclamer hit it Itachi.

Itachi: do I have to?

Loki: no not really.

Itachi: really?

Loki: if you rather be shoved down Kisame throat than do the disclamer then thats fine with me.

Itachi: fine... Beyond Loki does not own Naruto nor does she profit from it which also means she doesn't own me... Are you crying?

Loki: no I just have dirt in my eye Weasel-kun.

Itachi: no comment and here's the story. enjoy.

I knew when I was told what the mission was that it was a terrible idea with a capital "T". My mission was tom infiltrate a business in the village hidden in the waves. The business was called "One Night Romance" "where all your dreams come thru". Where according to brochure a client fills out an application to be compared to other clients and the ones that match the most go on a date. My mission was suddenly to infiltrate it because my cousin the gondaime believed it was run by the Akatsuki. Yeah I know what you're thinking and if it's the same thing I thought it went something like this. "Yeah the Akatsuki, level s-ranked criminals to are running a dating service to use the profit to fund their war. No wait, maybe they turned over a new leaf and wanted to spread the love. IS YOU F-ING KIDDING ME.? THIS IS THE DUMBEST MISSION IN THE HISTORY OF DUMB MISSION! And I thought the mission Kakashi went on last month was hilarious, God I hate karma! I tried to unsuccessfully talk my way out of this mission and yeah a lot of help that did me. Now I here fill out an application which went sort of like this.

Question one. Are you male or female? female

question two. are you single?"what the heck!"I thought to myself "this is a dating service "oh well" yes.

question three. age. 20

question four. day of birth. 7/20/80. "not real"

question five. birth place. land of snow.

summarize yourself.

I'm the type of person who hates violence and love mysteries. and so forth yada yada etc etc.e

later I turned it in and was told to wait a few hours so I decide to go to the local bar and try to "relax" okay I know it was a bad idea but I am a member of the Shenju clan so I can hold my sake but first I knew the wig I was wearing wouldn't ohair dye last up to four days if you don't use the removal shampoo. I had to dye my hair a blond color and get blue contacts and take a chakra pill that would enable me to have the chakra of a citizen as well as change my chakra signature for 48 hours. I at least was smart enough to bring 4 which if I'm correct add up to 8 days so I don't have to worry about people identifying me. I receive a message before I arrive at the bar apparently my date has been set. God I hate my job right now! I arrive at my agency five minutes early because Tsunadae thinks that it makes people look good. God, thats lame! I'm directed to room 12 where, I will meet my so called match. I open to door and come face to face with.

okay so heres the deal i'm going to post a chapter a week I might post them faster if I get any review good or bad i'll take them all. so until next time since i'm not one to beg i'll let Orochimaru do it.

Ororochimaru: why you incompotent fool. why me?

Loki: because reason one, I hate you! reason two, you look like the oreo who got reject from the package for being a pedophile and yes you act like one. I mean you do want Sasuke's body!

Orochimaru: I do it if you shut up!

Loki: fair enough:

Orochimaru gets on his knees: please I beg of you press the button at the bottom of your sreeen marked review, i'm begging you!

Loki: coughcough loser cough cough