Isekai my ass...

Be me. TFL guy near to 40.

I wasn't that ugly, but an introvert bookworm nerd, so that's my love life.

Minding my own business as usual, than shit happened, and I was here.

In those stories a main character just get torn out from his/her comfy or less comfy situation, and pushed into another, what will entertain the viewers. At least they had a chance.

I don't know who find my situation fun at least a bit. In this fuckin cell deep underground.

Subaru just blinked and arrived painless into his harem, and even get the superpower of reset to savepoint after each death. Kazuma had to die, but he didn't even notice, and has insane amount of luck, and a fucking (useless)goddess to his disposal to resurrect him if he fucks up. And we not even talked about demon lords...

There are many scifi/fantasy universe exist in this multiverse of ours.

Most of them is interesting, some of it boring, but there is 2 main group of it.

The first group is the universe, where the fans are would kill to join. Join to the rebellion/empire! Enlist to starfleet! Literally millions of dudes would sell his soul to be a red shirt, so have a 1:10000 chance to monkeybranch on the ranks, and get a ship in the star trek universe, or join the rebellion's meat grinder against to the empire, so they get a chance to get inside the cockpit of an X-wing/TIE enterceptor.

The other end of the scale is the Warhammer 40 000 universe. If you ask the fans, only the most fanatic chaos cultist would join to that universe. The rest want to live.

The prime EVA universe is not on the happy side.

Well, let me tell you, it was not a pleasant feeling as the strings of the multiverse collided and whack me here as some paint as cars changing paint during crashes. I walk around naked in the cold dark in this underground labyrinth, and got jailed in this small cell by not so nice security person, right after I realized where I am.

Well, at least I can understand the security guys. They were not happy at all to found someone wandering around inside the most secure place on this parallel earth. Terminal dogma hellyeah...

It's been months. They wanted to me to tell how did I break in there. Yeey... I demand to speak with Gendo, and after some beating, they bring him to me. I just saved your lives, so be a little more respectful. So Gendo. He is a friggin fearsome man. He gave me little info, and nothing to read, just keep pressuring me to tell the whole story again and again, tell all the fan theories, all the other possibilities I can think of.

It was hard at the beginning. He did not believe me at all, and get me drugged to "spit it out". It worked well, he just did not get the result he expected. He only start to belive me after Ramiel. I had to build up the whole multiverse theory to him, even after telling him all the facts, what nobody on this planet should know except him. Well, the truth was terrified him. And even more, as he understand, he cannot deviate from the timeline I know, without endangering the success of the war against the angels. Well, at least until Arael gets beaten. He choose that time, so he will have some time to fix he's relationshit with his son, to get some good point at Yui, than sacrifice Rei as the original timeline, and deal with Tabris somehow. Well, he has months to figure out.

With my extensive knowledge of the future, he created a new scenario, where he might be able to get together with Yui, and giving the children a chance to live their life in a world where he will not interfere with their life anymore. He will offer Adam in his hand to Rei in exchange to put him into EVA 01, and let the rest to them, without setting them up as a sacrificial lamb as he did in the EoE movie.

Right now, we barely through Gaghiel. After a month long begging, he finally bring me something to read. The New York Post, and Washington Times. He is not a bookworm at all. It might raise questions if he suddenly start to show interest to english or some certain eastern european books, what he will never read. But keeping some newspapers around will not. He is right to be paranoid, but it's just garbage. Selee will not keep check on where he toss his old newspapers. And it's better than nothing.

He keep sticking to the original timeline. Fuck, it's lonely in here. Fucking months... And more to come. He cannot let me out. I'm not even exist in this world. My local version most likely died in the refugee wars, when all the people flood the inner continental europe from the shores as the sea level rise. He had limited knowledge of that part of the wars, but it was brutal.

The worst part... I never even had a chance. She's out there. Living her miserable life alone, and I cannot help her. And even if I can get out from here than what? I'm a close to 40 old fuck, out of shape, kept on expired milliary rations(Its edible enough if you hungry enough). I can't... The last thing she need in her life a 40-ish old dude confessing his eternal love to her... The farther I am from her is better for everyone. At least I did what I could. Change the late scenario into something, where she will have a chance to find happiness with someone else. But it will be her choice, and hers only. With Adam in her hands/womb she will be a true goddess, without his evil influence, and she will not be pressured by Shinji skewered on the spears.

Now he want to give them a chance. The bastard king of NERV finally able to think about of his son, after he made a safe plan to get together with his wife. Not many, but something.

Fuck. It's boring... Give me something to read please...


To be continued

So that is the first chapter. Throw me a reply. First work worthy of even try to publish.