A long time ago, in the future...

in an edgy ass part of the Milky way known simply as the fringe...

Shep Caspan woke up on his ship. He got up, had a healthy breakfast of edgey-O's (the edgiest cereal on the market!) and whiskey, and beamed down to the outpost. As usual, nothing really interesting was happening. All of a sudden, a man named Mega came up to him. "SHEP OH MY GOD THEY'RE F***ING EVERYWHERE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT OH GOD!" He screamed. Shep had enough of his bullshit. "Mega," he said, "what shit have you been smo- Oooooh my god..." All of a sudden, Shep saw that everyone in the outpost was wearing black and red and grey clothing, holding badass looking yet powergamey weapons, and were acting like total f***ing goths.

"S**t!" Said Shep. "The edgelords are spreading!" Suddenly, Mega got up, and grabbed a bazooka. "Not to fear my alcoholic space ape! I'm here to save the day!" Mega shot the bazooka, only to miss an edgelord and blow up Minny. Shep was not amused.

"Alright, f**k this, we need lord Haydee!" Shep exclaimed as he grabbed his computer. He then sent ban reports to all the edgy characters for powergaming and poor RP. Suddenly, the legendary lord Haydee emerged! He spread out his hand, and with a single snap of his finger, everyone reverted back to normal!

"Finally, it's over," said Mega. "Now we can finally roleplay and live our lives in pea- Wait, Haydee?" "Yes Mega?" Said Haydee. "Where did you put all the edge?" Haydee suddenly realized that he was still holding a ball of highly volatile concentrated edge. "Oh hold up, I'll get rid of it." Shep and Mega both knew what he was going to do. "NO NO NO NO NO NO-"
Haydee threw the ball on the ground, causing it to explode and destroy the whole outpost.

And then everyone died and lived happily ever after.