HIKARU'S A VAMPIRE!: One-shot
By: Veilo
When Tamaki walked into Music Room #3, the first thing he saw was Hikaru's mouth on Haruhi's neck. Of course, he being an idiot, he took the stupid and innocent-er thought.
"HIKARU'S A VAMPIRE! DON'T BITE MY DAUGHTER'S NECK! GET THE GARLIC!" he wailed.
"Hikaru's not a vampire." Kaoru stated smartly, looking at the King weirdly.
"Then why is he bitting her neck?" he inquired, loudly.
"Oh, Hikaru..." Haruhi moaned. Tamaki went pale.
"NO DON'T SUCK HER BLOOD! DON'T KILL MY DAUGHTER!" Tamaki screamed, throwing around garlic bits.
"Noooo!" Honey shrieked and melted. Everyone made a 'WTF?' face, well, except Haruhi and Hikaru, who were doing God knows what.
"Mitskuni!" Mori cried and ran towards the melting, small, vampire senior. Within seconds, Honey became dust and goo. The tall Kendo-Master glared at the dumb, blond King. He pointed and shouted: "MURDER!"
Random snakes came out of Mori's head and Tamaki turned into stone. Satisfied, the snakes disappeared...
~THE END~
Moral of the Story: Don't Wear Polkadots On Mondays
R.I.P Tamaki Suoh and Mitskuni Haninozuka
I DON'T OWN OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
