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This is #1 series of Teen Titans Fairy Tales. Jack and the BeanStalk.
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Robin and the giant beanstalk.
Once upon a time there was a rich boy named Robin. He had black hair and always wore an ugly suit. This suit included a horrific out of date green shirt and hip, green, long, trendy, pants, but nevertheless he was a prince. Robin lived in a poor old thatched hut- I mean he lived in a giant mansion. This mansion was really big and huge and stuff and it had 200 floors and bedrooms. Since Robin lived in a giant mansion he has to be a cute charming prince obviously right? I suppose not, but in this story Robin was an ugly prince. All the girls in the land thought he was ugly and thought his threads were "Soo Tacky!"
One day Robin commanded to his royal knights. "Search the land for a girl who truly appreciates my hot looking self." He admired himself in the mirror as one of the knights gagged silently. "Or at least doesn't hate me. She can be my wife." Robin added hastily.
So the knights searched the land for a maiden who didn't hate Robin. Unfortunately all the lovely hot ladies hated Robin a lot. They would kill themselves before they became Robin's new wife. After long months of searching, one of the royal knights found a girl who didn't hate Robin. The girl did not like him either though, but nevertheless the knights took her in. The girl's name was Raven. She wore a long, mystical, purple cape and her skin was blueish.
The guards took her in and put her in six months of invigorating seaweed baths, hot oil treatments, and hair cuttings. In short, she looked sexay! Than the knights took her into the palace to meet Robin so Raven could become his wife and such and such.
Meanwhile Robin sat in his royal chambers playing video games for six months straight stopping only for instant noodles breaks. Robin did not look as sexay as Raven did unfortunately.
Finally the two met and Raven said. "Hello there."
Robin stared at Raven. She was so beautiful in Robin's mind. He started to drool.
Raven rolled her eyes. "Great, a wonderful an ugly drooling husband."
Robin squealed. "Thanks!"
Raven again rolled her eyes. "I'm so outta here!"
She waved her hands and the marble floor started to crumble. A black beanstalk rose out of the ground and went all the way to the sky.
Raven waved her hand boringly. "See ya."
She teleported up the beanstalk and up into the sky, but halfway through her teleporting Slade appeared. He grabbed her and climbed up the beanstalk.
"See ya Robin!" he cackled evilly.
Robin just sat there and stared. After all he wasn't very fit after playing video games for six months straight and eating instant noodles.
"Get them!" He screamed to his royal knights.
Slade simply waved his hand and all his guards turned into bubbles.
"When did you get that power? That is so overpowered." Robin complained.
Slade responded. "My mom's the fairy godmother."
Slade disappeared into the clouds.
Robin sat there thinking of what he should do. Should I keep playing video games or save Raven. Suddenly Robin had an idea. I know I'll do both!
So Robin decides to play video games for another six months and then climbs the beanstalk. Ordinarily it would take fifteen minutes to climb the beanstalk, but Robin was so fat and obese that it took him a month to climb. When he finally reached the top his heart stopped. There were a huge angry crowd of Slades.
The crowd muttered things like. "You will die!" and "Surrender!
Robin simply yelled. "Special power go!"
Suddenly Robin grew very fat and crushed all the Slades. Finally after he turned not so fat anymore he headed to the giant dark palace. He opened the entrance and there stood Raven.
Raven muttered. "You're late!"
She waved her hands and Robin disappeared into a dark black fissure that Raven had created. Raven had both sent Slade and Robin into a dark black hole and toppled both kingdoms. She levitated back down the beanstalk and sat in Robin's palace.
"What should I do?" Raven said out loud.
Raven decided to play video games and eat instant noodles the rest of her life.
It turns out that the dark black hole was actually a KFC so Slade and Robin ate fried chicken the rest of their lives.
The End.
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