Haru took a deep breath and put his feet into the ocean. The water splashed up at him, greeting him playfully as he waded in. "Its been too long," he whispered, "I cannot stop thinking about you, the way you smell, how you feel against my skin."
The waves crashed against his body.
"I'm glad I could be here with you, if I could I would spend the rest of my days inside of you, soaking in your salty love until I became all wrinkled and pruney."
The waves continue to crash against him.
"Oh I did not mean it that way!" Haru said, his cheeks turning a bright shade of red, "I just meant that I wish I could spend more time with you."
The waves continue to crash against him.
"But I can't," he said "I have school and the swim team, I can't just drop everything to be with you!"
The waves continue to crash against him.
"My relationship with pool water is strictly professional!" He said hotly. "And me and my tub are just friends. God, I hate how jealous you can be sometimes!"
The waves continue to crash against him.
"I'm sorry, it has been a stressful week for me, what with the swim meet coming up and Rin constantly sending me creepy notes."
The waves continue to crash against him.
"Oh?" said Haru curiously.
The waves continue to crash against him.
He looked around before responding in a hushed whisper. "Do you think our relationship is ready for that?"
The waves continue to crash against him.
"I'm just a little nervous, this is my first time and I want it to be special."
The waves continue to crash against him.
"Oh, I love it when you talk dirty to me."
The waves continue to crash against him.
Haru slowly undid his bathing trunks and began to sesually splash at the water. "Ya you like that don't you. Your a dirty little body of water aren't you."
The waves continue to crash against him.
He dove in headfirst, submerging himself completely in the oceans vast depths.
In a bush not far from the beach, Rin watched as Haru undid his bathing suit and dove into the water. In the last few weeks, he had taken to watching Haru, record his activities, and occasionally break into his house to watch him sleep, but he had never seen Haru do something so strange before. As Haru resurfaced, Rin watched as he began to flail around face down thrusting his manhood into the ocean over and over again. What was he doing? Was Haru having some sort of a seizure? Or was he...
No, that can't be. This was not happening! This can't be the reason that Haru rejected his affections! As the tears began to well up in his eyes, Rin knew what he had to do. He had to kill the ocean.
As Haru continued his thrusting, he heard from the shore a loud yelling. He turned around and sow Rin, tears in his eyes pointing a gun at the ocean. "Rin, what are you doing!?"
"I am getting rid of what stands between our love," said Rin, choking back a tear.
"No Rin, don't do this!"
"You must understand Haru, we must do things for love, you will understand someday Haru, and when you do we can finally be together!" said Rin, then he unloaded the gun into the water.
"No!" cried Haru as he leapt in front of the gun, catching the bullets with his chest. His body collapsed into a bloody heap into the waves.
