Jigglypuff strikes again!

By: melahoney

Disclaimer: Don't own Pokemon, Bleach, or Rurouni Kenshin so no sending people after me!


Jigglypuff has striked again! This times target, Sanosuke Sagara. Mr. Sagara was at the home of Miss Kaoru Kamiya when he heard a strange lullaby. Mr. Sagara fell asleep and so did many of the other occupations in the dojo Miss Kamiya runs. However, poor Mr. Sagara was the only one to have been hit by Jigglypuff strange microphone.

Jigglypuff's strange microphone, for those of you who have been living under a rock, is actually a permanent marker with form as the cap to the marker.

This is what Mr. Sagara has to say on the matter, "I slept for who knows how long and I still feel tried." It is obvious to us that Mr. Sagara is not to hurt from his encountered with Jigglypuff and is taking it fairly well.

Mr. Sagara has decided that he will not press charges for this crime committed against him. This act has been taken by many others, such as, Pokémon trainer Ash Ketchum and his traveling companies, former Gym Leaders Brook of Pewter City and Misty of Cerulean City. "There's no need to press charges, Jigglypuff is just mad that no one can stay awake during his song." Was the comment of Gym Leader Brook.

Though, the reasons for Jigglypuff doodling on peoples' faces are unknown, Mr. Brook's comment is backed up by world famous Pokémon researcher, Professor Oak. This is what he has to say about the Pocket Monster, Pokémon for short, Jigglypuff.

"Jigglypuffs love to sing. Each one has their own unique song. They often have contests with each other to see who has the best song. However, Jigglypuff's song is also a Pokémon attack that puts the opponent to sleep. Therefore, when a Jigglypuff tries singing for any one other than another Jigglepuff or Pokémon that can not fall asleep, it puts them to sleep."

This is the comment that Professor Oak left with us. Whether or not this is the case as to why Jigglepuff is doodling all over people's faces are not is still unknown.

As of lately, it has been rumored that Jigglypuff as an ally in his crimes of doodling. Former Soul Reaper Rukia Kuchiki was reported to have doodle on Ichigo "Strawberry" Kurosaki face after binding him with one of her spells. "She binds me for no reason and then draws a moustache on me! She took advantage of my helpless, that little snot!" is the comment Mr. Kurosaki left with us. It is still in question rather or not the two are working together as of yet. Mr. Kurosaki has also decided not to press charges against Miss Kuchiki.

This is it for our story for Jigglypuff. Please contract your local Officer Jenny if you have any information on the where about of Jigglypuff and/or Rukia Kuchiki.


Kay well wrote this WAY back in the day…any ways just thought that I should post it and see what people thought of it. Anyways this came about because of a picture I saw of Sanosuke. His face had a bunch of doodles on it like what Jigglypuff does so I ended up with this. Anyways review and tell me what you think. Maybe you people will like this better than my other stories. Still no reviews for those two stories…and the one on GTSD doesn't count cause that's from my sis. So ya…at lease take two seconds to write you like it. I would be oh so happy! Kay I'll stop now……….Review!