Hey people, i hope this is gonna be good. though this is my first TD story, so judge me fairly and please no flaming. Lets just say that sumia and chrom are already together, and Morgan's not here yet.
Ace: welcome all my priso- i mean friends, to my Truth and Dare game.
Robin: Ok, now how do we get out of here.
Chrom: who are you?
Ace: Why i'm the mighty Ace, the master of writers, the mightyest of fighters, the-
Chrom: alright, alright, stop, who do you think you are, owain?
Owain: how hurtful.
Chrom: oh sorry owain.
Ace: Now how about a game, truth and dare.
Lucina: What?
Ace: Truth and Dare. You have to do whatever dare you have, no matter what it is.
Severa: And if we don't?
Ace: *raises beam sword*
Everyone except me: *shivers in fear*
Ace: Thought so, so now... the quicker you do this, the quicker i can go to bed.
Truths
1. Donnel- what's with the weird accent?
2. Olivia- how did you end up meeting Mustafa (I read somewhere that Mustafa got her off the battlefield before he fought Chrom's army so that she would not be a casualty)?
3. Gerome- did you have any other masks besides the one you wore and the one you gave to Lucina
Dares:
1. Sumia- tell Lucina and Cynthia about the time when you punched Chrom in the face (it was when you meant to slap him)
2. Inigo- no flirting with women for one chapter
3. Gerome- take off your mask for two chapters
4. Owain- tell Severa she's prettty
Ace: Oh yea!
Donnel: Well, what do you expect, livin' way out in a farm all your life.
Olivia: *blush* I'd rather not explain that.
Gerome: Of course i do! *opens room tent*
Robin: Oh my god...
Chrom: Millions!
Gerome: Well i need them for emergencys.
Sumia: Oh yea! *explains*
Lucina: *cracks up* she what?!
Cynthia: OMG OMG OMG!
Chrom: She was clearly misunderstood...
Robin: Obviously.
Sumia: Hey, i'm sure this happened to other people too. *fidgets*
Robin: Punching people in the place of slapping them... *sarcasticly* Yea that must happen to so many other people...
Sumia: It can happen!
Ace: Right, though nice right hook, or was it left, ... AGH! cant tell
Sumia: Thank you... i think?
Ace: Alright next!
Inigo: No! YOU CAN NEVER STOP ME! *insane laugh*
Ace: *gets laser lance*
Inigo: *shivers in fear* why? GODS WHY?! *goes to fetal position* *sucks thumb*
Olivia: MY BABY! *goes to his side* YOU MONSTER!
Ace: *laughs maniacally* oh, i know
Inigo: Can't go... on... need... peeping...
Ace: ok... he's got issues.
Robin: Don't we all?
Ace: I know right? Alright next!
Gerome: NO! NEVER!
Ace: c'mon, be a man!
Gerome: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE THE MASK!
Ace: do it now...
Gerome: NO!
Ace: now!
Gerome: NO!
Ace: ok... *draws bronze bow*
Gerome: pft, whats that gonna do?
Ace: *pulls back string, bow becomes high tech, with side bows, that shoot multible arrows at the same time.* you were saying?
Gerome: *takes off mask* happy?
Ace, robin, chrom: wow
Cynthia: SO SEXY!
Lucina: Cute, though not as cute as rob- Never mind...
Robin: huh? what was that?
Lucina: *blush* you heard nothing!
Robin: Are you blushing lucina?
Lucina: *blushes harder* YOU SEE NOTHING!
Ace: HA! cute... anythin else... oh yea, owain tell sevena shes pretty!
Owian: I really don't think thats a good idea...
Ace: NOW!
Owain: ok ok, severna... i think your pretty.
Servena: OH YOU THINK I'M PRETTY? THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! i am pretty aren't i, i mean...
Owain: Alright i get it, you are very pretty... too pretty, *starts to stare*
Servena: AHH PERVERT, DADDY HELP!
Stahl: *kicks the door open carrying a brave sword.* servena you ok...
Owain: NO, NOTHING!
Servena: THIS PERV IS STARING AT ME!*points at owain*
Stahl: really now. *draws blade*
Owain: n-now lets talk about this... why is your horse charging? ... why are you glaring? ... why are you running strait... for... me... OH GOD GET HIM OFF ME! DEAR GOD HELP ME!
Stahl: *horse drags owain to other room*
Ace: Hey robin, chrom, servena, wanna listen.
*hears through door*
Owain: nice horse... nice BIG horse... easy, easy... uhh... you like beef? OH MY GOD! *we hear ripping and thumping* OH MY GOD, I'M SORRY, I'M SO SORRY, AHHHHHH! THATS NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN! OH GOD, WHY ISN'T ANYONE STOPPING THIS! OH MY FREAKING CHRIST! AHHHH! SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE!
Robin: shouldn't we help him?
Ace: I don't care...
Owain: MY LIVER!
Stahl: *comes out* better... *walks out with is daughter*
Owain: My legs... *sob* they hurt so much *sob* how can a horse even do that... *sob* why? *sob* i didn't deseave that... *sob* mommyyyyyyyy... *sob* ooh hey, a blade...
Ace: well goodnight folks see ya tommorow.
well not bad for my first try i think, review me, and give me some more ideas please! Thanks for reading!
