Kay: With the help of my lovely friend, Zanna, I'm going to teach you how to annoy the demigods! Now let's get to it!
Zanna: Wait, Kay, you forgot to do the disclaimer.
Kay: I don't want to do it!
Zanna: Fine then I'm leaving. *Gets up and heads towards the door*
Kay: Wait no. Come back! I'll do the disclaimer!
Zanna: Alright *Comes back*
Kay: We don't own any of the Pjo characters. All rights go to Rick Riordan.
Zanna: Now we can get started.
Kay: Yay!
How To Annoy Percy
1. Try to feed him fish food
2. Call him a fish, when he says that he's not, proceed to call him a mermaid
Kay and Zanna walk up to the Poseidon table during dinner.
"Hey, guys. What's up?"
"Hay is for horses Percy. You're not a horse." Zanna said, shaking her head.
"Yeah, you're a fish!" Kay exclaimed.
"I am not fish!" Percy yelled, causing other campers to look over.
"Yeah, you're right. You're only part fish, which makes you a mermaid." Replied Zanna.
"What no! I'm not a mermaid!" exclaimed Percy.
"Yeah you are. That means that you not only have to eat human food but fish food as well!" Kay said. Zanna then pulled out a bottle of fish food and a spoon.
"Open up." She said.
"No! I refuse to eat fish food." Percy protested. Kay and Zanna looked at each other.
"Plan B?" Kay asked.
"Yup." Replied Zanna. Kay then proceeded to kick his shin, causing him to open his mouth. Zanna took this as her chance to take the fish food and stuff it down his throat.
"Now we run." Kay said to Zanna. The two girls took off running into the woods, where Percy would never find them.
3. When you see him and Annabeth walking together, call them the It couple.
4. Talk about Percy and Rachel kissing when Annabeth is around.
Percy and Annabeth were walking hand in hand down the beach. Percy was still recovering from having been forced to eat fish food and was trying to have a good time with Annabeth. Everything was going great until he saw Kay and Zanna sitting down on the sand.
"Oh my Gods not here." Percy muttered.
"What's wrong?" asked Annabeth.
"They're here."
"Who? Kay and Zanna? Oh come on Seaweed Brain, they're harmless! Now lets go!" Annabeth said, pulling Percy ahead.
Kay and Zanna were discussing what to do to Percy next.
"Hey here come Annabeth and Percy." Whispered Kay.
"Ok act natural." Said Zanna. Percy and Annabeth proceeded to walk by.
"Hey did you hear that Percy and Rachel had a thing going on? I heard from the Aphrodite cabin that he kissed her!" Kay said, quite loudly.
"I told you to act natural!" hissed Zanna.
"Sorry," replied Kay sheepishly.
"Yeah, can you believe that Percy would do that? I mean he and Annabeth are the it couple!" Zanna exclaimed.
Percy prayed to the Gods that his girlfriend didn't hear, but of course she did.
"You and Rachel did what!" she yelled.
"I swear they're lying!" Percy said, trying to defend himself.
"Don't you dare blame them! You know what? Leave me alone until you figure out who you want to be with." Annabeth exclaimed. She stomped away back to the camp, leaving Percy standing in the middle of the beach. He turned around to yell at Kay and Zanna but they were already gone.
5. Steal Riptide and replace it with a normal ballpoint pen
Midnight
"Shhh, be quiet." Zanna whispered. Kay and Zanna were in cabin three trying to find Riptide.
"Sorry, oh wait I found it!" Kay whisper-yelled. She was holding up Riptide triumphantly.
"Ok, now give me the pen." Zanna said. Kay handed her an ordinary ballpoint pen. Zanna then proceeded to put it on Percy's desk where Riptide ad once been.
"Let's go." Kay whispered.
Next day during lunch
There was a Minotaur in the camp. Someone had allowed it in and now it was wreaking havoc. It ran towards Percy; he took the ballpoint pen out and clicked it. Nothing happened. He kept clicking it, but nothing worked.
"You think that replacing Riptide was a bad idea?" Kay asked Zanna.
"Yup." Zanna replied.
