INVADER ZIM 2

Ep. 1: The Nightmare Rebegins

ACT ONE-BEGIN

We begin at Skool, Miss Bitters' Class.

Miss Bitters: and that is an explanation of outer space, and how it will eventually implode on itsel- (Phone rings) hold on. yes? WHAT?! you'll pay for this one.

Dib: Zim's an ALIEN! THERE'S NO SKIN CONDITION THAT INCLUDES NO EARS! HE'S GOT THE CRUMMIEST DISGUISE!

Zim: Dib is AMAZINGLY STUPID! I AM NORMAL! WHO WOULD YOU BELIEVE, A BIG-HEADED IDIOT OR ME, ZIM?

Miss Bitters: SHUT UP YOU TWO! I'm sorry, but you've been transfered to another local skool called "Martin Luther King Jr. Middle School".

Class: WHAT!?

Zim: YOU'RE LYING!!

Miss Bitters: No, I'm not. well, you two quacks, pack up your desks and get moving! you won't be returning here tomorrow, remember? I mean business!

FADE TO BLACK

the next day, ZIM'S HOME BASE

Zim (out of disguise) walks to the base's door.

Zim: Computer, apply disguise! NOW!

two pods clamp around Zim and glow.

Zim: GAH! WHY DOES IT HURT!

when he walks out, his once-bouffant wig had become a bluish spiky version.

Zim: why do I look different?

Computer: Blame GIR.

Zim: GIR!!

GIR jets in.

GIR (Duty mode): YES MY LORD!

Zim: have you been messing around with my Disguise-O-tron?

GIR (Normal mode): YEAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Zim: well, I guess i'll have to settle with this wig. you know, I actually like this hairstyle.

Martin Luther King Jr. Middle School, Mr. Apples' class, a short time later

Mr. Apples: today class, we have two new students. this is the first: Zim.

Calvin: Where is he?

Mr. Apples looks over to Moe, who's washing the window.

Mr. Apples: MOE!!

Moe: What? I'm washin' da window like ya told me to.

Mr. Apples: NOT WITH THE NEWBIE!

the towel unfurls to reveal Zim.

Zim: you dare to use me as a towel?! I AM ZIIIIM!!

Mr. Apples: and now meet Zim.

Zim: hello, I am a normal kid with a weird and not very well-known skin condition. if you leave me alone about it and ignore me, we'll get along just fine.

Dib runs into the Classroom

Dib: sorry I'm late.

Mr. Apples: and this is the second: Dib.

Dib: hey. oh, and by the way, ZIM'S AN ALEIN!!

Eddy: Heh heh heh. Yea, right.

Zim: yeah, he's always saying that. He and I went to skool together.

Ed: do you eat BRAINS?

Eddy: you have to forgive the lump. he watches too many movies.

Zim: I see.

END ACT ONE

ACT TWO- BEGIN

LUNCH

we see Zim sitting at a table with Calvin and Dib

Zim: I don't like this new skool.

Calvin: we didn't build it for you to LIKE.

the food makes a weird sound.

Calvin: Huh?

the food gains a humaniod form.

Food: TO BE?? or not to be? that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or to take arms against a sea of troubles... and by opposing, End them? to die, to-

Zim zaps the food by this point

Calvin: you... you killed it.

Food (Suddenly): FEEELLLLLLIIIIINNNNGGGGSSS! wo wo wo!

Bell rings. a while later, Social Skills

Mr. Oolyn: OK, i will ask each and every one of you about one thing you did in your life that you regret. okay... Zim, tell us what you did.

Flashback to planet Irk. Sirens are going off. Two Irkens run towards a parked Spittle Runner. Several explosions occur and the two Irkens run away from the Spittle Runner right before a large robotic foot of Frontline Battle Mech #4 crushes it. In the cockpit of the battle mech, Zim pulls levers while laughing maniacally.

Irken Operator: But sir, we're still on our own planet!

Zim: Silence! Twist those knobs! Twist those knobs! You! Pull some levers! Pull some levers! get working!

The Irken operators obey disdainfully. The Almighty Tallest (Operation Impending Doom 1 outfits) watch speechlessly from a building as the battle mech rampages through the wrecked city with Zim's laughter ringing in the air. Further damage occurs when a large cannon on the mech's back spins around shooting lasers. The flashback ends.

Zim: Nope.

Three hours later. ZIM'S BASE

Zim: Well... time to contact the Tallest.

Cut to the tallest command ship.

Computer: Incoming report from Earth.

The Almighty Tallest groan. Almighty Tallest Red sits on a couch while Almighty Tallest Purple stands.

Tallest (Both): Zim.

Purple: You know we really should've given him a mission on a sun or a planet of broken glass or something.

Red: Or one of those exploding head planets. but nooooo. we had to give him Earth. DARN!

Purple: Yes, what is it now, Zim?

The large view screen displays Zim (out of disguise).

Zim: Invader Zim reporting, sirs. The mission goes well. I got, shall we say, transfered. but this new skool will soon know the terror that is me. this is a new beginning for the Irken army. I AM ZIM!! LET THE NIGHTMARE REBEGIN! MUAHAHAHAHA!! I'M SO EVIL! MUAHAHAH-

GIR falls from the top and hits Zim.

Zim: AHH, my spine!

The transmission fades. Red and Purple glance at each other.

Purple: Should we tell him?

Red: Well...

Red and Purple in unison: NAH!

Purple: Pilot, no more barrel rolls.

Pilot: More barrel rolls? OK

Tallest: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

END