Evil Laughter

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Tobi is getting sick of the way Deidara treats him but has to keep his reputation of being 'a good boy' for Zestu-sempai, well, one day he snaps and this time...he's out of control. Rated M for blood, gore, cussing, character death.

Evil Tobi says: I'm a good boy.

Disclaimers:

Do not own Naruto, period.

Warnings:

May suck at first, but it will get better.

Cussing/Deidara bashing

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Beta'd?

Yeppers! By Sonicninjagirl, thankies!

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Chapter One: The Scroll and The Note


Groaning to himself, a brunette boy placed his orange mask on as he heard a knock on his door, heaving himself from his bed he sat up. "Who's there?" he asked yawning slightly, pushing his body to face the wall to get up and place his numb feet on the cold floor. There was no answer from the other side of the door, and he rolled his eye. 'Kami, it's just another one of those days ne?' he thought and wrapped a blanket around his shoulders and used his free hand to mess his hair up even more. He didn't know who was out there and he had to make sure he was a, "Good boy" or "Stupid boy" but whatever. Shrugging it out of his mind, he breathed in and opened the door and saw it was his sempai, Deidara in fact, and he looked pissed. "Ano, ano, sorry Deidara-sempai...I didn't know you where out there. I was sleeping and being a good boy," the high-pitched voice he used made him cringe inside. He hated this act but he kept it up just for his other sempai.

"Tobi, get dressed and come outside for training, un," the blond haired man crossed his arms across his chest, "You have fifteen minutes to get ready," he left with that, once Tobi closed the door he flipped off the older missing nin.

"Stupid Deidara," shrugging off his blanket and throwing off his clothes he walked into his built in bathroom and jumped in the shower not caring if it was cold or warm water that ran. Washing his hair first he lathered it with fruit smelling shampoo and conditioner, and then washed the dirt away from his skin with a washcloth.

Wrapping a white towel around his waist he heard another knock on the door, sighing again, he looked for his mask among the mess for it. "Who is it?" he called as he looked for it,

"Deidara!"

Tobi rolled his eye and nodded as he found it, "Coming Deidara-sempai!" placing it on he opened the door and he saw Deidara stutter and blush as he saw him, "What's wrong? Did I do something Deidara-sempai?" he asked innocently, and smiled to him as he saw Deidara. It must be the fact this was the first time he saw his body ever! ...Not liking that his sempai was staring at him he said, "Anyway, you know I still have six minutes Deidara-sempai, I should be out soon okay?" He grabbed his towel which was starting to fall; a small blush came across his face...for once he was glad for this mask. He shut the door with a fake smile that couldn't be seen anyway, he leaned against the door and sighed. Putting on his cloak he cracked his knuckles and got the necessary training tools or weapons along with drying the rest of his spiky brunette hair. Once he got outside of his room he locked the door and looked over his shoulder, "Zestu-sempai!" he smiled at the plant nin, "How are you today? I am fine, but can't make small talk," sighing he continued, "Deidara-sempai want's to train today, bye!" the way his voice was you could tell he was really smiling.

The plant nin just watched his little friend go and he sank into the ground,

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A short time after

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"Tobi, your late what is your reason, un?" the bomb nin asked, as Tobi came scrambling from the lair panting.

The said boy just smiled and shrugged, while catching his breath. "No-nothing really, I w-was talking to Zet-Zetsu-sempai before I ca-came over," he told the truth knowing he couldn't really get in trouble for that, he rested his arms behind his head and waited for Deidara to say what his training was today. He hated training with him, he had to do Genin stuff which was such a bore, he was a S-ranked missing nin for kami's sake.

"Hm. Whatever," the bomb maker waved it off showing with his hands, also showing off the mouths on them, Tobi shivered slightly he hated those things, they where so weird. "Just go do what the scroll says okay? Then your done, ja ne, un!" with that he handed Tobi a scroll and walked off jumping onto his big clay bird and took off.

Hatred filled the smaller boy's eye, and he calmed down after a second. He looked over the things he had to find and his eye twitched. "Why that mother-" he growled, and stormed off to Pain to rant and complain...no...he was a "good boy" he wouldn't do that. He looked at the scroll again and snapped. No this was WAY too far even for a "good boy's" liking. With a few hand signs he vanished in a poof of smoke and appeared in front of Pain, who was not expecting this and screamed at Tobi for scaring him shitless.

"Ano, ano...gomen, gomen Pain-sama! But I just had to show you something," Tobi sweat dropped and handed the scroll to Pain, "Deidara-sempai is making me a slave, sure I'm a good boy, but I don't do Deidara-sempai's chores and--" he left it at that, and looked at the ground shyly as he waited for Pain's reaction.

The small area they where in was filled with the leaders laughter, "Ahaha, oh boy, Tobi. You don't have to do this okay? Now, be a good boy and do whatever you do. I'll make sure Deidara-" he was interrupted,

"Ah! Ah! No, I don't want Deidara-sempai to get in trouble!" he fled his arms around chaotically, "Tobi just didn't want to do the chores, I-Ii will do them, just not...that last one," he shrunk a little. "I don't wanna do Deidara-sempai's laundry," he shuddered at the thought, he hated the man why in the world would he wash his clothes like some...women! (A/N: Ah! Sexist!)

"Heh, don't worry you don't have to, I'll have Konan do it okay, now go on. Shoo," he nudged the boy away and turned around to leave, silently Tobi was glaring daggers at the leader hating him but also overjoyed that he didn't have to do anything today. Sighing he rested the back of his head on his hands while he walked back to his room, eyes shut and going into deep thought.

'Stupid Deidara, he crossed a line...no not only did he cross a line but he ran over the line so far that he can't even see it! He was at the ends of the Earth, that's how far. I mean, damnit I am no slave and just because I am a "good boy" doesn't mean I'll follow whatever the fuck he wants. Stupid friggin dou-'

He caught off mid thought as he bumped into someone or something, "Gomen! I didn't mean to run into you," he jumped up and held out his hand for the other fallen person.

"Tobi, next time, please watch out." said an annoyed Uchiha and he grabbed Tobi's hand and heaved himself, "Now, when walking, you do something like this," the raven kept his eyes open and stared at him not blinking. "It's called: 'looking' okay?" the Uchiha then walked pasted the brunette and went into his room which was two doors away from his own.

"Whatever," mumbled Tobi and walked into his room after he unlocked, he started to clean up his messy room when he noticed something. There was a piece of paper on his dresser that said: Beware, or be killed. On it, his eye widen and he tore off his mask and grabbed it to get a better look at it. "A-a threat? From who?" he asked himself. Now he was kinda freaked, someone was in his locked room...

--Author Notes--

Bah, this chapter is so lame, I'm sorry if it's not that great.

And I've been thinking; after I post the first two chapters. Can you tell me if you like this version better? I've been thinking that this version hasn't been all that great, I'll put up a poll to see which one you like better after the second chapter.

No (#)'s this chapter.

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Random Fact

This story is 5,664 words long, gawd, so short. I'm sorry,

Ja ne!

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