Disclaimer: I don't own kuroshitsuji! If I did Sebastian and Ciel would have been a couple since the first season

AN: Ciel is not a demon in this story!

Greed: Hi! It's me Greed-san~! This time I'm actually writing a fanfic of my new current obsession "Kuroshitsuji" yaaaay~~~!

Ciel: What type of nonsense story you are going to do this time? I've had enough of being pictured sexually with Sebastian or anyone else for your information.

Greed: Booooo! You're just saying that so no one will know your secret relationship with Sebastian. –Grinning like a Cheshire cat-

Ciel: -blushing- I'M NOT IN ANY TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP WITH SEBASTIAN EXCEPT FOR MASTER-SERVANT!"

Greed: Ah! So then you're into that dominating kinky stuff then!

Ciel: Shut up….

Sebastian: Now, now bocchan you shouldn't be upset over such nonsense.

Greed: It's Sebastian! I love you –pulls out a Sebastian plushy and cuddles it-

Sebastian: -grins- What kind of butler would be if I can't provide service for you and the other fan girls.

Greed: A lame one?

Sebastian: -_- It was a rhetorical question…

Ciel: Idiot

Greed: Ohhhhh…I see and ciel don't be a Meany!

Ciel: God! You sound just like Elizabeth –gets hit by a random pillow- Hey! What are you doing!

Greed: Don't say something insulting and expect no punishment from it!

Sebastian: What insult may I ask?

Greed: From sounding just like that bitch Elizabeth! I hate her for being ciel's fiancé when he's supposed to be your shota uke Sebastian!

Sebastian and ciel: -_- -sweat drops-

Greed: Anyway! I can' wait for the dares to come in! –Happy face-

Ciel: Dares?

Greed: Oh yeah! I forgot to say it to you guys. I'm writing a story of people requesting dares between you two and others kuroshitsuji character from both seasons! Can't wait for it. It'll be different like the others.

Sebastian: How?

Greed: It's going to be M-rated –grins manically- that means swearing, sexual themes and violence so you've been warn!

Ciel: This is going to be hell…

Greed: Don't worry it wont be like hell, it'll be worse than that!

Ciel: I'm afraid to ask why…

Greed: You'll see when we get the dares…- laughs creepily- Review and send dares quickly as possible! Bye-bye!