Disclaimer – I don't own warriors, Firestar or any other cats (if I did Bramblelcaw would have died instead of Ashfur :( R.I.P. Ashfur)

20 ways to freak out Firestar

1 – Tell him his Teddy bear's on fire

2 – Actually set light to his teddy bear

3 – Dress up as Tigerstar and run through the forest chasing him

4 – Tell him that it's against the warrior code to have kittypets in his clan

5 – Repeat step 3, but dress up as Scourge

6 – Feed Squirrelflight to a bunch of foxes

7 – Feed Leafpool to a bunch of foxes

8 – Convince a load of twolegs to storm into the Thunder clan camp and destroy everything

9 – Resurrect Tigerstar, Scourge, Darkstripe, Brokenstar and Hawkfrost

10 – Show everyone at a gathering Firestar's pink fairy tutu

11 – Make him watch Sandstorm make-out with Dustpelt

12 – Throw his teddy bear into the lake

13 – Tear up the Robert Pattison posters in his den

14 – Tear up the Kristen Stewart posters in his den

15 – Make Tigerstar say to him 'Firestar I am your father'

16 – Post the videos of Firestar playing with his My little ponies on Youtube

17 – Convince him that his diarrhoea is a sign from Star clan

18 – Convince him to locate and rebuild the forgotten clan – Gullible Clan

19 - Force him to listen to Justin Beiber's 'baby' over and over again

20 – Set him on fire and scream "BURN KITTY BURN"

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