Disclaimer – I don't own warriors, Firestar or any other cats (if I did Bramblelcaw would have died instead of Ashfur :( R.I.P. Ashfur)
20 ways to freak out Firestar
1 – Tell him his Teddy bear's on fire
2 – Actually set light to his teddy bear
3 – Dress up as Tigerstar and run through the forest chasing him
4 – Tell him that it's against the warrior code to have kittypets in his clan
5 – Repeat step 3, but dress up as Scourge
6 – Feed Squirrelflight to a bunch of foxes
7 – Feed Leafpool to a bunch of foxes
8 – Convince a load of twolegs to storm into the Thunder clan camp and destroy everything
9 – Resurrect Tigerstar, Scourge, Darkstripe, Brokenstar and Hawkfrost
10 – Show everyone at a gathering Firestar's pink fairy tutu
11 – Make him watch Sandstorm make-out with Dustpelt
12 – Throw his teddy bear into the lake
13 – Tear up the Robert Pattison posters in his den
14 – Tear up the Kristen Stewart posters in his den
15 – Make Tigerstar say to him 'Firestar I am your father'
16 – Post the videos of Firestar playing with his My little ponies on Youtube
17 – Convince him that his diarrhoea is a sign from Star clan
18 – Convince him to locate and rebuild the forgotten clan – Gullible Clan
19 - Force him to listen to Justin Beiber's 'baby' over and over again
20 – Set him on fire and scream "BURN KITTY BURN"
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