Jungle falls

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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No! You can't make me! Shouted Mabel Pines as Bagheera played tug-of-war with the leopard pelt she wore. Dipper pines sighed as he stared at the spectacle before him.

For 12 years he and his sister had been raised in the woods. And now they were being taken to the Man-village. Personally, Dipper was ecstatic!

He was curious about this "civilization" thing. He was never that comfortable in the wild...Also he was pretty sure he wanted to mate...And he was pretty sure he needed a human girl to do that.

Mabel, however was the complete opposite. She was completely in her element here! Shoot, If he hadn't convinced her that wearing leopard skin would let her absorb their power; she never would have accepted clothes!

RIP!

Okay, really didn't need to see that. Thought Dipper as he desperately tried to get the image of his now naked sister out of his head. He also double-checked his loincloth to make sure it was still on nice and tight.

While Bagheera swore her off. Mabel blew a raspberry and gleefully ran naked into the jungle. Bagheera grumbled as he got out of the water. Dipper sighed as he walked past.

"You realize I can't just let my sister wander into the woods alone, right?" Bagheera groaned. Of the two siblings, Dipper was the more responsible and mature...Unfortunately, in this instance it was a bit of a double-edged blade. He knew full well he wouldn't leave the jungle until Mabel was safe.

"Alright, get on." Said a weary Bagheera. Dipper quickly climbed onto his back. And they tried to pick up Mabel's trail. Both were completely oblivious to the eyes that stared at them from the bushes...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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