Title: The Many Sex Talks of Son Gohan

Authors: This is a joint account between the accounts "Vegeta the God of Attitude" and "Praisin'-Ain't-Easy". We will be alternating chapters and announcing who we are at the beginning of each.

Synopsis: Son Gohan is, as we all know, a half human-half Saiyan hybrid, who, thanks to his mother, knows just about everything there is to know in the DBZverse. However, he still had little to no knowledge of his Saiyan heritage. So, one day, he decided to ask Vegeta about what "Sex" meant for Saiyans. This was just the beginning, and the only time, that Gohan was on the receiving end of "The Many Sex Talks of Son Gohan." This Story will follow Gohan's life through sex talks, instructing his younger family on the ways of the booty.

Chapter One: Gohan and Vegeta

(A/N): Hello all! Vegeta the God of Attitude here, with the first installment of "The Many Sex Talks of Son Gohan." This is, as stated in the description, a joint story between myself and a good friend of mine. Lets get into it.

Gohan was sitting within his room on a fine Saturday afternoon, hitting the books as he always did. It had been a couple of years since The Cell Games, soon coming up on the 'anniversary' of the dreaded events. He missed his father's antics, and Goten was sort of a reminder that Gohan really didn't need. Sure, he loved his brother and all that, but his brother's appearance really just reminded Gohan of the tragedy his overconfidence had caused. But this isn't an angst fic. Gohan had been feeling weird the past few days, almost…angry. He had noticed…erm…changes within his body, and he didn't really enjoy them either. Hair was sprouting in weird places, parts of his body were changing, and all the fun happy time stuff that comes with Puberty. He had also been noticing…desires. These desires had been present before, mainly before the Cell Games when he met that Lime girl, but he had suppressed them. But that was neither here nor there, as he had never seen the girl again after his visit to her village. He decided to do something about all of this confusion and see our hero, our one true savior, Vegeta.

"MOM! I'M GONNA GO SEE VEGETA!" Gohan cried out as he quickly threw open his window and flew off before Chi-Chi could screech at him for leaving. However, his Saiyan hearing could still pick up whisps of his mother screaming at him, telling him he better not do it or he was grounded.

"Grounded from what? All I have to do is study." This thought ran through Gohan's mind as his White-Blue aura left a trail in the sky, flying towards the HQ of the smartest woman in the world, considered a Queen in some parts in the world even though her Father did most of the work. Capsule Corporation. He landed within the Yard and closed his eyes, feeling out Vegeta's Power. He soon found it, surprise of all surprises, diligently training. He approached the GR and knocked on the door rather loudly, nearly breaking it down in the process

Vegeta destroyed several of the little robots that the GR came with, completely in the zone. Now that Trunks was old enough to train, he had gotten back into fighting to train his son to surpass that little brat that looked so much like Kakarot it made Vegeta want to vomit up his own Glubach. He heard the knocking on the door and ceased the training for now, wondering who had the balls to interrupt his training.

"WHO IS IT?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT? I'M TRAINNG HERE!" Vegeta called out from the GR, not bothering to open the door. When the person on the other side spoke, Vegeta automatically recognized it as the Half-Saiyan brat.

"IT'S ME VEGETA, CAN WE TALK?" Gohan called through the door, inwardly cursing Vegeta for being too lazy to just open the freakin' door and speak to him like a normal person would do. He saw the door slowly open and Vegeta walk out, a towel around his neck and sweat dripping from his head.

"What do you want, brat?" Vegeta sighed as he wiped his brow. He looked down to Kakarots eldest son, and he couldn't help but feel a bit of anger. Not at anyone or anything in particular, just a general feeling of anger.

"Vegeta...What's sex?" Gohan asked the question rather hastily, wondering if the Saiyan Prince would just transform into Super Saiyan and kick him into a wall, or get mad at him, or what the heck Vegeta would do in response to this question. To his surprise, Vegeta sighed and grabbed a couple of chairs from nearby and setting one down for himself and Gohan.

"Gohan..I knew this question would come up eventually. And since your idiot father isn't here to tell you, I suppose I will have to fill in the void. I'm sure you know all about the anatomy and such of a human, but information these days is so damn sensitive I know they don't talk about that. The people of this planet are whimpy and sensitive." Vegeta paused here, sighing as he leaned back in his chair. He didn't really give Gohan a chance to respond to this as he resumed his rant.

"Sex is the way that most species of the universe reproduce. It usually involves a male and a female, though there is homosexuality in which two of the same gender engages in sex. But that's another story for a different time. The male and the female are, of course, nude during this process. The couple then engage in foreplay, which includes kissing, touching, and a bunch of other weird kinky things that Bulma enjoys. Once again, story for another time. The male, once the female is properly aroused, inserts his penis into the female's vagina and removes and inserts several times, until the male ejaculates. If the purpose is reproduction, this will usually cause the female to get pregnant." Vegeta finished his explanation, enjoying the look of horror on Gohan's face. Vegeta then wrote down several...Erm...NSFW links for Gohan to check out, telling him that this was a 'demonstration'.

A few Hours later.

Gohan arrived home after another brutal training session with Vegeta, very late at night. His mother was already asleep so he snuck in through his open window. He then took out the phone that Vegeta had given him and the slip of paper with all the NSFW links on them, clicking on one with his phone at full volume. His phone blasted out the sounds of sex throughout the house, while Gohan frantically tried to turn it off. His mother broke his door down with The Kick of a Thousand Menstrual Cycles and smashed the phone to bits, giving Gohan a good 2 hour long ear lashing.