Hey….. my name is tweek. And this is my story of how i came to…. Well… being creigs lover? That might sound weird and you might be wondering why i'm not freaking out and twitching like mad right? Well in truth i am freaking out…. Just not as much in my head…. Well… welcome to the real world in …..5…...4…..3….2...1.

"Tweek!" Stan yelled in my ear…

"GAH WHAT DO YOU WANT!" I screamed back at him, twitching like mad and breathing heavy.

"We wanted to know if you were coming to the party at kenny's tonight." Cartman said to me.

"I DON'T KNOW MAN!" I screamed at him chugging down a whole cup of coffee.

Kenny came over to me and whispered in my ear

"Come on creig is coming, and without a date to." kenny is the only one who knows about my crush on creig and though he hasn't told anyone he uses it to his advantage… a lot.

"GAH FINE DAMMIT I'LL GO!" i yell

"QUIET DOWN BACK THERE GOD DAMMIT!" mrs crabtree yells at us.

"SHUT UP YOU OLD COW!" cartman yelled

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?"

" I SAID SOUTH PARK RANCH IS FULL OF COWS!'"

"Oh yes it is.'' she says as she focused back on the road.

"So you're coming man? Sweet now i know i'll have someone to rip on if i get bored."

"Come on man that's not cool."said kyle

"HEY SHUT UP YOU JEW IT IS TO FUNNY"

"NO IT'S NOT YOU FAT FUCK!"

"Hey guys were at school" said stan

"GAH!" i yell and chug down another coffee.

Time skip lunch

"Hey tweek why don't you go sit by your boyfriend?" kenny asked me. "WHAT NO WAY MAN WHAT IF HE STARTS TO HATE ME OR CAN TELL I LIKE HIM OMG OMG OMG NO WAY I'M NOT GOING TO SIT BY HIM!" i scream while the entire lunch room stares at me.

"Well now you've done it." said kenny.

"HA HAHAHHAHAHHA GAY BOY" "FAGGET" LAMO" CRACK HEAD"

The kids keep yelling insults and i run out of the room to the bathroom and start crying.

"Hey dude are you ok?" i hear a voice behind me.

I turn and see creig… shit.

"GO AWAY DIDN'T YOU HEAR ANY OF WHAT THEY SAY? DON'T YOU HATE ME?!"

"No man i could never hate you man" he said. He paused "if anything i like you even more. I'm gay to. I support you. I mean no one knows i'm gay, but i will still lend you my support."

"Your gay?" i ask, sure it was a trick.

"Yeah, man. Hell i even have a crush on a guy." he awnsered.

"Oh….. who?"

"Can't tell you that"

"Oh.. ok."

"Better now?"

"Yeah"

Creig looks a t me weird."hmmmm. Your awfully calm. Is somthing else wrong?"

My heart starts beating rapidly."WHAT NO MAN IM FINE!"