A/N: This is my second fanfic for Hellsing! Also, the characters from Dracula are included in the story. Yup, Van Helsing and the gang are in the building (well some)! Secondly, some people are going to be added for the sake of the story, for example Alucard's father. I know he's not even introduced or mentioned in the Hellsing series or the book Dracula; it's just for the story. Plus, he won't be a major part. Now Enjoy!

The blonde elder sat down on his desk, sipping some of his herbal tea and trying to relax as the clock was close to striking seven-thirty in the morning. He folded his hands under his chin and looked up at the empty desks that filled the classroom. An impatient sigh escaped from his lips as he closed his eyes to enjoy the remaining time of sanity and peace he will have all year, well at least till two o'clock. He ranted on and on to himself in why he even bothered to do this again. Sure he loved his job, but the kids he got were…just sometimes not worth the ordeal. Sure, time to time he'll get good kids who work hard and care about their education, like his beloved granddaughter. Then, there are times where he'll get those kids who just deviously test him in committing first degree murder or child abuse or suicide or anything that will inflict pain.

five more minutes left…

Another sighed came out of the elder. He made sure he was properly prepared this year. Bushy grey eyebrows pulled together in frustration; there was no list of names for him on his wooden desk, so he didn't know what kids he was getting this time. The list of names would come later on when they were pretty sure everyone was in school. Tick tock. Tick tock. That was the only sound in the room so far, he couldn't even hear himself breath. He was breathing, right?

The elder quickly glanced around the room to see everything nice, neat and organized in their rightful place. The cursive alphabet was stretched across the room on a large line of colorful posters. Pictures of animals in many sizes, landscapes of many beautiful places of the world, and encouraging posters that said 'Good Job' and 'Way to Go'. A cliqued kind of room for a fifth grade class. Except for the medical supply in the back.

He straightened the papers on his desk, sat up and waited for Death to knock on his door. I make it sound like I am going to die.

A small knock came from the door. The elder's head swung in that direction. It was a student, he knew since he could see the top of the head from the glassed square on his door, giving access to view outside in the hallway.

"Do come in." He said, still holding his breath.

A girl with platinum blonde hair poked her head in. She had big rimed glasses that shielded crystal blue eyes and she wore her red and black uniform.

"Ah my dear, I feared it was one of…them." The elder laughed with relief of seeing his granddaughter.

"Hello grandfather." The 4'3 platinum blonde said with a smile, but her voice was completely formal and respectful.

"So, where is my no good son?" He asked with a curious brow raised.

"I'm hhhhheeerrrrreeeee!" A girly voiced entered the room. Both blue eyes looked up to see a man, no taller than 5'9 with blonde hair and a cocky smile on his face. His hair was slightly spiked up, only with or four strands up as if they were horns. "How are you, pop? None of the hooligans here yet?" He asked.

The grandfather and granddaughter let out a embarrassed and ashamed sigh. "Arthur, please reframe yourself from drinking so early in the morning. Your putting out a bad example for Integra." The elder sipped more of his tea.

"I thought Walter put a new lock on the liquor cabinet?" Integra asked to herself out loud.

"By the way, where is the young lad? He is always with you?" Integra looked up at her grandfather.

"He's finding some of his friends and didn't feel like coming to class early." She answered.

"So I have him too?" The grandfather was seemingly in a happier mood now since getting some insight of the kids he'll get. Hopefully he won't get the little monster. He had enough of him at home.

"Yes, you do, but I don't know about the others." She said.

"I'm being ignored." Arthur pouted.

"Father, please. I'm in class so now you may go." Integra took her seat right in the front. She placed her normal blue backpack down and fixed her black tie with the Hellsing crest in the middle. Abraham thought it was funny how Integra dressed in a boy uniform. Instead of the plaid red and black skirt she wore regular black pants. The only exception she made was still wearing the red cardigan covering the white dress shirt.

Then, what Abraham had been waiting for had finally come. The school bell rang.

"Arthur, it's time for you to leave." Abraham informed his oblivious son whom was messing with a big globe.

"Arthur!" He order.

Arthur jumped and knocked down the globe, luckily it didn't break. "Um, yes father?"

"It's time to go." He repeated.

Arthur's eyes widen in surprise, "Oh ok. Later pop." He turned to his little girl. "Bye princess, daddy loves you!" He cooed.

Integra flinched in disgust at his words, "Father please….burn in hell." She mumbled the last three words.

Arthur left, leaving the door open. Abraham waited as two more students entered the room. One was a small girl, at least 4'1, with short choppy blonde hair and blue eyes. The other was a boy, at least 4'4, with brownish hair and green eyes. He wore the normal boy uniform, except for the tie a bit undone and on top of the Hellsing crest was a sticker of a geese.

"Miss Victoria and Mr. Bernadotte, what a pleasure to see you again." Abraham said with delight. So far, it was going to be a good morning with good students. Maybe God does really pay attention?

"Good morning Mr. Van Helsing." Seras said gleefully.

"'ello monsieur Van Helsing." Pip nodded as he started nipping on a toothpick.

Both took their seats next to each other. Abraham thought it was cute how Pip always acted like a brother to Seras…till he starts hitting on her. How old were they again?

Seras poked Integra's shoulder, "Hey Integra, how was your summer?"

The young Hellsing turned around with a polite smile, "Hello Seras, it was fine, but you know, I had those two to annoy me most of the time."

Seras was always jealous of Integra, not in a mean way, but more of an admiring way. She was a strong girl who didn't take crap from anyone. She was glad they were pretty close friends. Also, they were the only tomboys in school. Well, maybe not the only.

Seras saw Pip lean back in his chair and close his eyes, yup nap time for Pip.

Integra turned around more to talk to Seras.

"How was your summer?" She asked.

"Oh, it was fun. Pip and I went to the creek all the time with the Geese and played all day."

"Cool." Integra said.

"Shut up Mr. I shuffle cause I can't dance!" a voice was heard from the hallway.

"Can it be?" Pip sounded grim.

Seras and Integra stiffened and said in union, "It's her."

A girl, at least 4'7, with orange hair and tattoos on her right cheek and a star on her forehead came in, wearing a different type of uniform. She wore a dark green jacket with black pants and a white dress shirt. The crest on the side of the jacket and a giant M on it, representing the kids from the Millennium side of the school. Next to her was a boy about her height wore the same thing except with a beanie with an eyes on it, he had dark brown hair with piercing on his lip and ears. The other was blonde with green eyes and glasses, he too had a Millennium uniform on.

"It's Zorin Blitz." Integra said with narrowed eyes.

"Jan Valentine." Seras' face expression was the same.

"And Luke Valentine from the Millennium group." Pip spit out his toothpick.

Seras hated them, not only were they from the Millennium side of the school but they were completely jerks. Godamed private school was the top school in the country. The school was divided into three parts, Hellsing, Millennium and Iscariot. All three were competitive, though some did get along.

The Millennium kids looked back at the Hellsing kids.

"Well, well, look what we have here? Hellsing, Victoria and Bernadotte." Zorin laughed.

"Zorin." All kids looked to see their teacher scowl. "It's too early for rivalry."

Jan chuckled, "Sure Mr. Van Helsing."

The three took there seats and all of them waited for the others to arrive.

About six minutes later basically everyone was in their seats, waiting for the teacher to take role. Abraham sort of smiled a bit at his class. It wasn't as bad as it was last year. A few weren't here that were the real cause of the stress he had last year, which he was thankful for.

"Ok class, it's almost time to start so I'll be taking role for right now." Abraham started looking at the list of names.

"Alexander Anderson?"

"Here, Sir."

"Heinkel?"

"Here."

"Yumie?"

"Here."

"Zorin?"

"Sup."

"Luke Valentine?"

"Huh?" Luke lifted up his head with drool dripping off his chin.

"Luke Valentine?"

"Present."

"Kiss ass." Someone yelled.

"Who said that!" Abraham demanded. Some giggled and snickered.

"Alright, Walter Dornez?"

No answer. "Walter isn't here?" Abraham asked.

"I saw him, he's going to be late." Yumie called out.

"On the first day?" Abraham was disappointed in the young fellow. He never was one for such behavior. Only with…God he didn't want to think HE was coming to the class. Abraham grabbed a hold of his crucifix in the left pocket and said a quick prayer than carried on with attendance.

"Seras Victoria?"

"Here."

"Pip Bernadotte?"

"Oui?"

Abraham put down the list, "Looks like everyone is here besides Walter. Now to start off with class we will began with-" He didn't get to finish what he was saying, for loud music was coming from down the hallway, approaching the room. No one could make out the words, but the rhythm sounded like metal or rock. Van Helsing grew furious with the situation and was about to call security until he quickly remembered this happening once before. Last year the little devil did this same thing, to show he was coming. "Oh merciful God why me?" The elder pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. Already a migraine was developing.

All the students watched and listened as the music was getting closer and closer. Then, finally, two boys with black hair, one with blue eyes and the other with piercing red ones walked into the door. There uniforms were of Hellsing, but more different. The blue eyed had black pants, a black dress shirt with white lining and a red tie. The red eyed had black pants, red sweater with the zipper down, showing a black dress shirt with a funny looking red tie. The red eyed kid made a sneaky grin, "Lucy I'm home." He said musically.

"Alucard." Anderson shouted with rage.

"Anderson." Alucard's grin grew.

Abraham nodded at the blue eyed boy, "Walter."

Walter smiled, turned off the mini boom box from his shoulder and nodded back, "Sir, Van Helsing."

"Abraham." Alucard raised a brow.

"Alucard…" The elder said sourly.

"Seras!" Seras yelled cheerfully.

"Silence stumpy!" Alucard commanded.

"Stop calling me that emo!" She yelled back.

"Grow damn you!" Alucard pointed at her.

"Eat damn it!" She copied.

"Monkey want a banana?" Alucard teased.

"Both of you silence!." Abraham yelled over the screaming children.

"AAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH!" Everyone looked at Jan with weird expressions on their faces. Jan stared back, "What? I wanted to get in on it too."

Abraham knew this would happen. Once Alucard entered the room…chaos erupted. "What are you even doing here, Mr. Dracul? Your not in my class this year. Thank the heavens for that."

Alucard handed him a piece of paper with the same sneaky grin. Van Helsing read it and as he read more and more of it, his jaw dropped. Alucard was already transferred back to his class due to rather rash behavior from his other class, "How the bloody hell did you manage to get kicked out of your home room in under five bloody minutes!" He fumed.

"Kicked out is such a harsh word, I would call it transferred ." Alucard corrected with a fake smile.

"Okay, how did you get TRANSFERRED from your home room?" Abraham asked threw his teeth.

Alucard grinned and looked back at Walter, his best friend, who he too had the same look, "A lot of duck tape."

"And glue." Walter added.

"And an apple." Alucard added also.

"An apple?" Abraham was confused.

"Walter got hunger." Alucard said as if his teacher was crazy.

"Fine, whatever just sit down…" Abraham said as he crumpled up the piece of paper.

The two boys went to their seats, Alucard sat behind Seras and Walter sat behind Pip.

"Stumpy." Alucard greeted with looking at her.

"Anorexic." She said while doodling on her flowered notebook.

Alucard turned his head, "Bernadotte."

"Dracul." Pip nodded.

"Okay, now class. Like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted." He glared quickly at Alucard then smiled back at the class, "We will all take turns to tell stories of what we did this summer. Who would like to go first?" He asked. No one raised there hands. "Don't make me pick on you at random."

Still nothing. Abraham sighed, "Let's start with…Anderson. What did you do over the summer?"

Anderson sat up straight, "I went to bible camp with Yumie and Heinkel."

"Bible camp?" Alucard whispered dumbfounded to Walter. The young butler shrugged.

"That sounds like fun, what did you do?" Abraham asked.

Anderson smiled, "Well, it's like an ordinary camp but sometimes we talked about the bible right before bed time."

"The bible is just a strongly worded porno for the pope." Alucard said. Everyone started to laugh instead of the Iscariots.

"Shut up heathen! Your just mad that we're going to heaven and your not." Anderson replied.

Alucard shrugged, "Hey, it's easy to go to hell, it's just the other place that's the challenge."

"Alucard, stop. You know how I feel about you discriminating the church." Integra ordered him.

Alucard raised a brow, "So burning the bible or using it as toilet paper would be being mean to the church as well?"

"Different person!" Abraham yelled, trying to stop any fights that were about to happen. "Alucard Dracul you have five seconds to straighten up or I'll send you down to the office, got it."

Alucard pouted.

"Now who's next? How about you Luke? What did you do over the summer?" Abraham asked.

Walter, and probably everyone in the class, zoned out as Luke explained his summer. No one cared what he said, even his friends and brother didn't really care. The young butler grabbed his pencil, tore off a piece of paper from his My Chemical Romance folder and started writing a note. Making sure Abraham wasn't looking he tossed it on the little blonde girl's desk.

He watched as Seras noticed the paper and opened. A smile was seen from the little blonde girl. Walter waited patiently as Seras quickly wrote on the note and tossed it back to him. Quietly, he opened it and read the nice cursive hand writing.

My summer was okay, how about yours? Spending three months with Emo must get pretty hellish. Lol

Walter lightly chuckled and wrote back. Alucard is my best friend, sure he can be an idiot sometimes, but you can get used to it. He tossed it back. Back and forth the two children wrote notes to each other, not noticing that other people were taking turns about explaining their summer. The young butler taped the eraser part of the pencil to his lip a few times, debating whether or not to ask Seras the question. He took a deep breath and wrote down: What are you doing after school today? And gave it to her. Walter didn't expect much, since she mostly hanged out with the Geese. Of course, they were Hellsing, but their little group was called the Wild Geese. He watched as Seras wrote done her answer and give it back.

Nothing if there's no homework, why?

Walter was going to put done if she wanted to go by the River and hang out but flaked out and wrote. Just making conversation.

Just as he was about to give back the note he saw a shadow hung over him. "Mr. Dornez, may I have that please?" Abraham asked with a brow up.

"Crap…" Walter muttered. He handed the note to the teacher as he opened it up.

"Oooooo, Walter and Seras sitting in a tree." Alucard laughed.

"F-U-C-K-I-N-G!" Jan yelled.

"What doez zat zpell?" Pip asked.

"You really are an idiot, huh?" Integra shook her head.

"Mr. Valentine, go to the principles office!" Abraham ordered.

"NNNNNOOOOOO!" Alucard yelled with eyes about to pop out. "No one can beat my record of getting kicked out of class on the first day of school!"

"Ha! Looks like I'm gonna break that record Alucard." Jan said as he made his way to the door.

Alucard started to panic and looked around to see what he can do to get sent out. Ah ha! He thought. Alucard picked up his binder and chucked it at Anderson's direction. "My eye!" The spiky blonde kid covered his eye and hit the ground.

"Alucard!" Abraham yelled.

"Yeah, yeah principle's office. Way ahead of you!" Alucard shouted over his shoulder as he knocked down Jan to beat him to the office.

"Get the fuck back here!" Jan chased him.

"Run Forrest run!" Zorin cheered.

"That saying is so old." Integra rolled her eyes.

"Shut up flat chest." Zorin spat.

"At least she doesn't have a lazy eye!" Seras smirked. Zorin fumed but didn't say anything.

Integra and Seras lifted up both their arms and stuck out their middle finger with their hands moving around in the air. "Yeah bitch, yeah bitch!"

Abraham sat in his seat and placed his forehead on top of the desk. His class room was already out of control…and it was only 7:45.

A/N: I know not that funny but this chapter was mostly to inform of how everything is. Like a filler. The next are going to be funnier, trust me xD! Please review and if you have any funny suggestions of what should happen during the school year please inform me. I am happy to hear what you all, my readers, say. Later!