AN: Hey guys,

Just a short drabble for Star Wars day. Not very high quality.

Thanks for reading!

-KD3

P.S.: If you haven't guessed it already, this is a trollfic. I give up.


Luke growled in frustration.

Obi-Wan was consistently saying only "May the fourth be with you" to anyone he met.

He had hence been sent to the Death Star because he was now considered a super weapon of annoyingness.


(Meanwhile, on the Death Star...)

Anakin, now known as Darth Vader, was dying.

Obi had brutally murdered every single clone trooper in the Death Star, and was now proceeding to murder him via repeatedly being excessively more annoying than he already was.

Finally, he pulled off his own mask and died from Obi's dumb quotes


(In the afterlife...)

Darth Vader repeatedly swore at George Lucas for creating Obi.


Obi-Wan had killed everyone in the universe. He now ate the universe in one big gulp. Yum.


If you thought this was a good fanfic, I'm sorry for you.