So while watching a few episodes of Bleach and a few two many (cue ditzy girly voice) "Kurosaki-Kun!"s later, I decided that something had to be done!
So here we go…
ITALICS are actions being described.
REGULAR is dialog.
Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach I'd kill off Orihime and make Rukia a little more bearable. So yeah, obviously I don't own it.
A Fine Day To Be Pwned
Kurosaki Ichigo looked over the plan I had scribbled down on a crumbled sheet of notebook paper, mulling over the ideas. As he did so I explained the situation and made my proposition.
Me: with a serious tone of certainty I declared, And that, I believe will take care of your, cough, little problem.
Ichigo: nodding, while folding the paper twice, and shoving it into his back pocket he replied, yeah...alright. Lets do it.
XOXOXOX 16 hours later after XOXOXOX
In a forest clearing somewhere, Chad and I stood in awe of our own handy work, the creation that was both his, mine and Ichigo's...it was beautiful.
Chad: Awesome. Chad took one final glance at"our creation" and then begin to move back a few feet, into his position.
Me: I know, right. I ran my hand across the right side of the giant sling shot , that was constructed to resemble a swing; holding tightly to the enormous band , Chad stood 15 feet behind it,(well hidden of course) stretching it as far as it would go. We waited in a small clearing in the woods surrounded by trees and bushes. The sun was high and bright over us in the sky; it almost seemed to be watching that very spot. "Hmph," I thought, "things are going as planned." Ichigo came running into the clearing.
Ichigo: She's coming! And with that we both jumped into the bushes.
Orihime: Kurosaki-kun? She walks over to the swing and looks down. Hmm, She picks up the pink envelope and blushes, Oh Kurosaki-kun! , she exclaims while holding the envelope to her chest; with that she plops down onto the swing and leans back...
Me: I signal to Chad, Get ready
Almost...
Still blushing Orihime opens the envelope, and takes out the contents. It is a letter, folded twice.
Me: I start counting down from five. 5...4...
She opens the letter slowly and reads the large bold print...
Orihime: Huh?...hmmm, She winkles her nose in deep concentration... P-P-Puh-wuh...
Me:3...2...
Orihime: Puh wuh...pwned?
Me:1!
Me: CHAD NOW! Chad releases the band, instantly sending Orihime into the sky...past the clouds(going)...breaking through the atmosphere (going)...and into the sun (GONE!).
Ichigo: HAHAHA! PWNED!
Me: Mission Accom-
Ichigo: Hold on...He turns, and takes out his cellphone.
Me: What? I asked as he started dialing.
Ichigo: That bitch Rukia is next!
END.
A/N- I shall make no apologies for bashing Orihime and Rukia.
So, Come Comments, Come Praises, Come Flames! All forms of review are welcomed.
-Zaraki Sai
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