So while watching a few episodes of Bleach and a few two many (cue ditzy girly voice) "Kurosaki-Kun!"s later, I decided that something had to be done!

So here we go…

ITALICS are actions being described.

REGULAR is dialog.

Disclaimer: If I owned Bleach I'd kill off Orihime and make Rukia a little more bearable. So yeah, obviously I don't own it.

A Fine Day To Be Pwned

Kurosaki Ichigo looked over the plan I had scribbled down on a crumbled sheet of notebook paper, mulling over the ideas. As he did so I explained the situation and made my proposition.

Me: with a serious tone of certainty I declared, And that, I believe will take care of your, cough, little problem.

Ichigo: nodding, while folding the paper twice, and shoving it into his back pocket he replied, yeah...alright. Lets do it.

XOXOXOX 16 hours later after XOXOXOX

In a forest clearing somewhere, Chad and I stood in awe of our own handy work, the creation that was both his, mine and Ichigo's...it was beautiful.

Chad: Awesome. Chad took one final glance at"our creation" and then begin to move back a few feet, into his position.

Me: I know, right. I ran my hand across the right side of the giant sling shot , that was constructed to resemble a swing; holding tightly to the enormous band , Chad stood 15 feet behind it,(well hidden of course) stretching it as far as it would go. We waited in a small clearing in the woods surrounded by trees and bushes. The sun was high and bright over us in the sky; it almost seemed to be watching that very spot. "Hmph," I thought, "things are going as planned." Ichigo came running into the clearing.

Ichigo: She's coming! And with that we both jumped into the bushes.

Orihime: Kurosaki-kun? She walks over to the swing and looks down. Hmm, She picks up the pink envelope and blushes, Oh Kurosaki-kun! , she exclaims while holding the envelope to her chest; with that she plops down onto the swing and leans back...

Me: I signal to Chad, Get ready

Almost...

Still blushing Orihime opens the envelope, and takes out the contents. It is a letter, folded twice.

Me: I start counting down from five. 5...4...

She opens the letter slowly and reads the large bold print...

Orihime: Huh?...hmmm, She winkles her nose in deep concentration... P-P-Puh-wuh...

Me:3...2...

Orihime: Puh wuh...pwned?

Me:1!

Me: CHAD NOW! Chad releases the band, instantly sending Orihime into the sky...past the clouds(going)...breaking through the atmosphere (going)...and into the sun (GONE!).

Ichigo: HAHAHA! PWNED!

Me: Mission Accom-

Ichigo: Hold on...He turns, and takes out his cellphone.

Me: What? I asked as he started dialing.

Ichigo: That bitch Rukia is next!

END.

A/N- I shall make no apologies for bashing Orihime and Rukia.

So, Come Comments, Come Praises, Come Flames! All forms of review are welcomed.

-Zaraki Sai

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