The Everything Parody

Fire- Welcome to the everything parody.

Crystal- Where we parody everything!

Twink- Well not everything…..

Crystal- Sure we are!

Twink- I mean it's not like we're parodying the air or anything…

Crystal- We can! Haha air! Fuzz laugh at the air!

Fuzz- Ha air. Can I have an oreo now?

Crystal- No they're MINE!

Twink-Hey those are MINE!!

Fire- Can we please get back on topic for those few people that haven't clicked the back button yet?

Crystal- Fine. What were we talking about again?

Fire- sigh Okay, I'll explain. This is a parody written by a bunch of bored spazzes. There will be parodies of Warriors, Harry Potter, Twilight, The Host, Fullmetal Alchemist and anything else that randomly comes into our heads.

Sarrel- And there is also "Flammable or Not?" Were Fire, me and sometimes Twink and maybe Crystal set random things on fire.

Fuzz- I'm concerned…

Fire- You should be.

Crystal- Read it now!

Twink- There might not by anything up yet you know…..

Crystal- Details, detail….

Fire- When it is up read it or die!

Sarrel- I'll blow you up

Fuzz- I'll sit on you.

Twink- That actually is a pretty good threat….

Fire- Okay, everyone shut up so we can end this page.

BANG!!

Fuzz- I fell.

Fire- sigh

Fuzz- Help?

It won't all be written in this style, this is just the opener. Also keep in mind this is written by several different people. It will all be random and funny (probably) so read it! (Please?)