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The True Story of the Hand in the Toilet
In the year of 1418 a child was born. His dad was a drunk plumber, his mom? Well, she was a high nurse. They named him Hand. He was a regular boy bar unpredictable temper tantrums. The first job he ever got was a Charmen toilet tissue salesman. His parents were pround of their son. They told every- body about there toilet boy, but one day his whole life was turned around. It was a cold, dank day and his toilet tissue rolls were geting soggy. Now Hand had a metal plate in his head. How? Well, one day he was walking along when he tripped on a 2 foot in diameter catipiller, rolled down a hill, hit a mailbox, got squashed by a mailman fatter than any janitor or cafiteria lady combined( imagine the pain and stench), struck by a bolt of lightning, kicked by a mule in the cock, bit by a bite- your-head-off beetle, and getting stuck in a toilet. He only had mild injuries because he landed on his head. His injuries included a broken neck, severe mental problems, and a permanently injured you-know-what. Well, as he was walking on that cold, dank day a lightning bolt came out of nowhere and struck him putting him in intensive care for a llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnn gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggg
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To be exact 45 years. Two days after he got out he was in town square playing that song that goes like "I'm to sexy ladada"(a/n: i forgot the rest). Hand was geting funky, maybe too funky. Ok, he got so funky he triped the mailman's son causing him to squash a fruit stand, sending a watermelon crashing down on a horse's head, the horse kicked a man with false teeth, causing the teeth to go flying and biting the mayor's butt, causing the mayor to kick his wife. They got devoriced that night.
~10 years later~
One day he got mad, thrasshed his boss with a frozen fish and screamed ' Im a monkey'. Of course, he got fired, and went into his retirement plan, living in a toilet. He is there to this day.
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The True Story of the Hand in the Toilet
In the year of 1418 a child was born. His dad was a drunk plumber, his mom? Well, she was a high nurse. They named him Hand. He was a regular boy bar unpredictable temper tantrums. The first job he ever got was a Charmen toilet tissue salesman. His parents were pround of their son. They told every- body about there toilet boy, but one day his whole life was turned around. It was a cold, dank day and his toilet tissue rolls were geting soggy. Now Hand had a metal plate in his head. How? Well, one day he was walking along when he tripped on a 2 foot in diameter catipiller, rolled down a hill, hit a mailbox, got squashed by a mailman fatter than any janitor or cafiteria lady combined( imagine the pain and stench), struck by a bolt of lightning, kicked by a mule in the cock, bit by a bite- your-head-off beetle, and getting stuck in a toilet. He only had mild injuries because he landed on his head. His injuries included a broken neck, severe mental problems, and a permanently injured you-know-what. Well, as he was walking on that cold, dank day a lightning bolt came out of nowhere and struck him putting him in intensive care for a llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnn gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg ggggggggg
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To be exact 45 years. Two days after he got out he was in town square playing that song that goes like "I'm to sexy ladada"(a/n: i forgot the rest). Hand was geting funky, maybe too funky. Ok, he got so funky he triped the mailman's son causing him to squash a fruit stand, sending a watermelon crashing down on a horse's head, the horse kicked a man with false teeth, causing the teeth to go flying and biting the mayor's butt, causing the mayor to kick his wife. They got devoriced that night.
~10 years later~
One day he got mad, thrasshed his boss with a frozen fish and screamed ' Im a monkey'. Of course, he got fired, and went into his retirement plan, living in a toilet. He is there to this day.
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