It was the year 800Alpha in JapanX. A bunch of evil weeabots were gathered in Japanimanime park. Trading stolen Pokemon cards, and lies. Suddenly, the bad ass screeching of bad ass wheels of bad assitude echoed throughout the hollow hearts of the evil weeabots. It was the cops. But not just any cops. The best cops in the whole world. They were the down right coolest dudes on the planet. You know your favorite childhood star? Square them and multiply them by infinity. And you get our heroes of this groovy story.
Morpheus and Parasect
BUDDY COPS IN TIME AND SPACE AND KICKIN' ASS AND SHIT HELL YEAH *sorry mom*!
Suddenly the cop car stopped and all that could be heard were the clacking of kick ass boots and wicked cool lil' ol' insect claws getting ready to pound some honkey jive turkey fools.
"Parasect, looks like we got a couple of lame ass nerds on our hands, ya heard?" Morpheus spoke, breaking the silence only pierced by beating hearts of liars and theives.
"Damn straight..." Parasect said, pulling out his gun that he received from the king of gunz
"Let's kick some butts."
Morpheus jumped and kicked the weeabot clan leader, Goku Naruto Luffy-Senpai-San in his face. But little did they know Goku Naruto Luffy-Senpai-San had a secret weapon. He brought his limited edition Charizard card. Which sent Morpheus flying into a near by building.
"You all are as weak as generation 3 of My Little Pony." Shouted Goku Naruto Luffy-Senpai-San in a disrespectful tone.
"But we'll never be as weak as your weak ass skill!" Parasect roared as he summoned Exodia, the forbidden one. Banishing all the evil weeabot clan members to the shadow realm. Where they were no longer canon.
Morpheus came back and high fived Parasect.
"That was pretty tight, Parasect." Morpheus said in a cool voice.
"Well... I know."
So Morpheus and Parasect took the stolen Pokemon cards and got back into their car. They returned the Pokemon cards to their rightful owner. Ichigo. And everyone was happy