For all of you who have never seen them, the Alflac insurence company and the Geico car insurance company are perpetually running comercials using their animal mascots- Alflac, a duck that says 'Alflac' all the time, and Geico, a gecko which speaks with a British accent. But today the gloves come off and the two will be facing off in an all-out wrestiling extravaganza.

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Weapons: A six-pack of soda, a pull-back model car, and a Gameboy



"Inn thiss cornerr, weighing inn at 2 poundss, 3 ouncess, the Aflac duck!"

[Some of the crowd cheers]

"And inn thiss corner, weighing inn at 11 ouncess, the Geico gecko!"

[The remainder of the crowd cheers. Bell rings.]

"You want some, duck, you want some!?"

"Aflac."

"Here it comes- BERZERK GECKO CHARGE!!"

The gecko jumps onto the ducks face. The duck goes nuts.

"Aflac! Aflac!!"

The duck flies up into the air and piledrives its head into the mat, which knocks the gecko off and instates a migraine.

"Af-lac."

The gecko grabs a full can of soda from the sidelines and, pushing it above its head, hurls it at the reeling duck.

"Af-OOF!"

"Hah, take that! Lousy feathered creatures!"

The duck slowly gets up, punches a hole in the side of the soda can, and, picking in up in its mouth, pours out the soda on the gecko.

"Uhh. I smell like cola. Why you-"

The duck picks up the gecko in its mouth and throws it to the far side of the arena.

"You'll pay for that!" The gecko gets in front of the car and pushes it back as far as it can before jumping out of the way. The car shoots forward and knocks the unsuspecting duck off its feet.

"Aflac?"

"Got you now!"

The gecko runs over and jumps up and down on the duck, with no effect.

"Rats! You're twice my size! Well, maybe this will work better."

The gecko runs back and grabs another can of soda, tips it over, and logs rolls it into the duck- without enough speed to actually do anything.

"AFLAC!!!"

"Uh-oh."

The duck picks up the gecko, flies up above the ring, and drops it an entire six feet.

"That's it! You're going down!"

The gecko picks up the empty can of soda, and, holding it over its head, charges at the duck.

"Afla-"

The gecko rams the can onto the duck's beak.

"MMMM!"

"Can't pick me up now, can you?"

The gecko kicks the duck in the shins, picks up the gamebow, and, strugging, drops in on the duck's foot.

The duck, now really enrages, tears through the soda can, picks up the Gameboy, and hurls it discus-style into the gecko, carrying it all the way to the ropes. The gecko is out cold.

" 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10- The gecko is out cold, and the winner is-

The Alflac duck!"

"Aflac!"

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Please review! And please, do so in good humor. I hope I haven't ruined wrestling for anyone. Three good reviews and I go a sequel with cereal box mascots! :^)