Disclaimer: I do not own anybody, not even myself, and that was a big lie about me not owning myself. Just read the story.

Karana Belle: this is a Random fic, it is very weird. Calling the people in Harry Potter can be really scary, so read at your own risk.

Random Telephone

Chapter One

"Hmmm.... I think I will call some people from Harry Potter even though they don't have any phones." A young woman named Korinne was sitting by her phone wondering who to call. 'How about I call Dumbledore! Yeah, so I think I will.' She grabs her phone dialing a number a number that I don't know.

Ring, ring, ring. Click "Hello Dumbledore!" she said.

"This is the current headmaster of Hogwarts speaking. May I ask whom is speaking?"

"Hello Dumbledore!"

"...If you'd like to make a call, hang up or try again later. If you'd like to leave a message, speak after the tone..." beep click. Korinne hung up the phone.

"...Um I think I'll call someone else now." so she dialed the phone again.

Ring, Ring, Ring. Click "Hello Hermione!"

Deep voice, "Yes, who is this?"

"Um...um...is that important?"

"I am...Mohammad Ali!"

"I just noticed I have to go to the bathroom really bad!" Click. 'That was scary, I thought I dialed Hermione's number.' She dialed again.

Ring, Ring, Ring. Click. "Hello, Hermione!"

"This is the operator speaking, may I ask who you want?" Nasal Voice.

"Not you!"

"You don't have to be rude about i..."click

Ring, ring, ring. Click. "Hello Hermione!"

"Yes, this is Hermione may I ask who this is?"

"This is Ron!"

"No it's not, Ron's a boy and you're a girl, if you have anything important to say you have ten seconds, or I'm hanging up." Click.

"Hey, Hermione that wasn't 10 seconds!" Korinne pouted, "Well she didn't have to be rude." She dialed again...

Karana: Heheheheh.... this was kind of stupid, but I would still like it if you review! And Flames will be given to the Homeless people that need the heat. REVIEW! OR I WON'T CONTINUE IT! Why you would want me to continue it is beyond me.