Disclaimer: I don't own Invader and never will but if I did I would never
let Nickolden have it I would probably let Cartoon Network or Comedy
Central Show it
Chapter 1 Gir plays with matches
"Gir I am going to Skool", said Zim. "Yes master", said Gir with its not so often appearing red eyes, "Just to tell you master your skool as you call it is misspelled". "Really?", Zim asked. Then Gir's eyes all of a sudden changed into its cyan eye color. "Yes its suppose to have another o", he said, "O as in piggy". "Sometimes I wonder if you are as advanced as the tallest say you are", Zim thought for a moment, "Nah if the tallest would lie about such an important thing like the IQ of my Sir then they would probably be lying about other stuff like my mission". "They probably are", screeched Gir. "Nonsense", said Zim, "Now I must go to skoool". "Ill miss you", said Gir crying. "I'm sure you will", said Zim as he left. "Now it time for Scary Monkey Show", said Gir when Zim left. It felt like the longest walk to skoool ever for Zim that day. First since it just rain he got covered in wet mud because of a passing car. He almost he got called a basterd by Two kids when he killed a kid named Kenny. Then Zim almost got ran over by Dale Earnhart and he hasn't even got to the street where he met Dib. Then when Zim finally ran into Dib he had to deal with the usual "What plan are coming up with to destroy the world now Zim?", "It wont be long until your exposed Zim", and so on. "Will you shut up Dib before I rip out your organs and feed them to the worms", yelled Gaz, "Not that they would eat them". "And there was Gaz's warning of the day", thought Zim as he wrote it down in his piece of paper titled "Mean Things To Say To Dib". It was just going be a normal day at skoool as usual. Meanwhile The Scary Monkey just ended and the Rugrats marathon started. "Wow Chuckie what are those", asked Tommy pointing at a box of matches. "Those are matches Tommy you don't want to play with those you might burn the house down", said Chuckie. "Your right Chuckie we wouldn't want to that", said Tommy, "Lets go an adventure and be gay that is a lot better then burning down the house". "Oh I want to play with matches", said Gir as he went into the kitchen in search of some matches. "Here we go", screamed Gir when he found the box of matches on the counter. It took many tries but finally Gir was able to light one along with the couch. "Master not going to like this", said Gir looking at the fire, "I better go get some water". Like Twenty minutes later when most of the base was gone Gir came out with a gasoline canister. "GA-SO-LINE", Gir read out loud from the label on the canister, "Must be a fancy name for water". Ten seconds and not only the house was gone the underground base also bit the dust. "What a good job I have done", said Gir, "Time to get on high on Rugrats".
~What think so far folks please r/r or I will send Gir to your house with box of matches then you'll be sorry~
Chapter 1 Gir plays with matches
"Gir I am going to Skool", said Zim. "Yes master", said Gir with its not so often appearing red eyes, "Just to tell you master your skool as you call it is misspelled". "Really?", Zim asked. Then Gir's eyes all of a sudden changed into its cyan eye color. "Yes its suppose to have another o", he said, "O as in piggy". "Sometimes I wonder if you are as advanced as the tallest say you are", Zim thought for a moment, "Nah if the tallest would lie about such an important thing like the IQ of my Sir then they would probably be lying about other stuff like my mission". "They probably are", screeched Gir. "Nonsense", said Zim, "Now I must go to skoool". "Ill miss you", said Gir crying. "I'm sure you will", said Zim as he left. "Now it time for Scary Monkey Show", said Gir when Zim left. It felt like the longest walk to skoool ever for Zim that day. First since it just rain he got covered in wet mud because of a passing car. He almost he got called a basterd by Two kids when he killed a kid named Kenny. Then Zim almost got ran over by Dale Earnhart and he hasn't even got to the street where he met Dib. Then when Zim finally ran into Dib he had to deal with the usual "What plan are coming up with to destroy the world now Zim?", "It wont be long until your exposed Zim", and so on. "Will you shut up Dib before I rip out your organs and feed them to the worms", yelled Gaz, "Not that they would eat them". "And there was Gaz's warning of the day", thought Zim as he wrote it down in his piece of paper titled "Mean Things To Say To Dib". It was just going be a normal day at skoool as usual. Meanwhile The Scary Monkey just ended and the Rugrats marathon started. "Wow Chuckie what are those", asked Tommy pointing at a box of matches. "Those are matches Tommy you don't want to play with those you might burn the house down", said Chuckie. "Your right Chuckie we wouldn't want to that", said Tommy, "Lets go an adventure and be gay that is a lot better then burning down the house". "Oh I want to play with matches", said Gir as he went into the kitchen in search of some matches. "Here we go", screamed Gir when he found the box of matches on the counter. It took many tries but finally Gir was able to light one along with the couch. "Master not going to like this", said Gir looking at the fire, "I better go get some water". Like Twenty minutes later when most of the base was gone Gir came out with a gasoline canister. "GA-SO-LINE", Gir read out loud from the label on the canister, "Must be a fancy name for water". Ten seconds and not only the house was gone the underground base also bit the dust. "What a good job I have done", said Gir, "Time to get on high on Rugrats".
~What think so far folks please r/r or I will send Gir to your house with box of matches then you'll be sorry~
