Election Day Part I (Revised and LONGER!!)
A/N- Well as of now, Florida is making me very angry... if they could just make up their minds already!! It's either Bush or Gore, Bush or Gore...PICK ONE!! Well after popular demand (well pop. Demand from my POV...b/c I only get like 5 reviews) I have yes! Decided to make the fic longer! I am on my free period right now so I have like two seconds to finish it...here I go!
Disclaimer: I own PIMP....JK FOR PRESIDENT!!
Hello I am Mr. Jinx (sorry just saw the movie Meet the Parents...funny!), and this is your election update.
Hi, and I am Barbara Walters and this is.....
NO NO NO!!! This is not the MUGGLE ELECTION!! This is the Minister of Magic Election in THE UNITED KINGDOM... (Does the MOM in HP like exist in Ireland and all that or is it just England... I don't know either but for the hell of it it's the whole UK).
Ah,hem, well anyway, here is a clip of our latest interview with the chairperson of the PIMP (Potter is the Minister Party) Party, Hermoine Granger.
::Zooms in to video tape::
"Ms. Granger, how do you believe you will help Potter win this election?"
"Well, I invented a great slogan that will catch anyone's attention."
"And what would that slogan be?"
"PIMP 4 MOM"
**Background laughter**
"WHAT?! WHATS WRONG WITH THAT!? It means Potter is the Minister Party for Ministry of Magic, What can be so wrong with that?..."
" It... ::Laugh:: Just... ::laugh:: PIMP 4 MOM!!! Hahahaha!!!!"
"Damn it!! Cut the tape Charlie!"
:: Hermoine storms out::
**Newsroom**
Well, that was um...interesting. Let's check out the current results...
As of now the poll stands:
HARRY 'The Boy Who Lived' POTTER: 52%
THOMAS 'You-know-who' RIDDLE: 47%
CORNELOUS 'Volde-who' FUDGE: 1%
Let's check out You-Know-Who's headquarters:
::Zooms to video tape::
"Mr. Pettigrew, as committee chairperson, it must come as a disappointment to trial by such a small margin against your arch-nemesis....any comments??"
"WORMTAIL...WE'RE LOSING?!"
"Master...we're not LOSING per say, it's just we are slightly behind...we should catch up..."
::Wormtail adjusts his collar nervously::
"THAT'S IT WORMTAIL!! CRUCIO!!"
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
The Thomas Riddle Headquarters could not be reached for anymore questions at the moment...
::Face Brightens::
Well, that's it for the Minisrty of Magic Electoral update. Please stay tuned for further updates, Thank you.
A/N-OK who here want's to annex the state of Florida? lol They are now saying it may take days? This is the year 2000 people! It should take two minutes! OK, I made it longer happy? It took me my free period to do it too!!
A/N- Well as of now, Florida is making me very angry... if they could just make up their minds already!! It's either Bush or Gore, Bush or Gore...PICK ONE!! Well after popular demand (well pop. Demand from my POV...b/c I only get like 5 reviews) I have yes! Decided to make the fic longer! I am on my free period right now so I have like two seconds to finish it...here I go!
Disclaimer: I own PIMP....JK FOR PRESIDENT!!
Hello I am Mr. Jinx (sorry just saw the movie Meet the Parents...funny!), and this is your election update.
Hi, and I am Barbara Walters and this is.....
NO NO NO!!! This is not the MUGGLE ELECTION!! This is the Minister of Magic Election in THE UNITED KINGDOM... (Does the MOM in HP like exist in Ireland and all that or is it just England... I don't know either but for the hell of it it's the whole UK).
Ah,hem, well anyway, here is a clip of our latest interview with the chairperson of the PIMP (Potter is the Minister Party) Party, Hermoine Granger.
::Zooms in to video tape::
"Ms. Granger, how do you believe you will help Potter win this election?"
"Well, I invented a great slogan that will catch anyone's attention."
"And what would that slogan be?"
"PIMP 4 MOM"
**Background laughter**
"WHAT?! WHATS WRONG WITH THAT!? It means Potter is the Minister Party for Ministry of Magic, What can be so wrong with that?..."
" It... ::Laugh:: Just... ::laugh:: PIMP 4 MOM!!! Hahahaha!!!!"
"Damn it!! Cut the tape Charlie!"
:: Hermoine storms out::
**Newsroom**
Well, that was um...interesting. Let's check out the current results...
As of now the poll stands:
HARRY 'The Boy Who Lived' POTTER: 52%
THOMAS 'You-know-who' RIDDLE: 47%
CORNELOUS 'Volde-who' FUDGE: 1%
Let's check out You-Know-Who's headquarters:
::Zooms to video tape::
"Mr. Pettigrew, as committee chairperson, it must come as a disappointment to trial by such a small margin against your arch-nemesis....any comments??"
"WORMTAIL...WE'RE LOSING?!"
"Master...we're not LOSING per say, it's just we are slightly behind...we should catch up..."
::Wormtail adjusts his collar nervously::
"THAT'S IT WORMTAIL!! CRUCIO!!"
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
The Thomas Riddle Headquarters could not be reached for anymore questions at the moment...
::Face Brightens::
Well, that's it for the Minisrty of Magic Electoral update. Please stay tuned for further updates, Thank you.
A/N-OK who here want's to annex the state of Florida? lol They are now saying it may take days? This is the year 2000 people! It should take two minutes! OK, I made it longer happy? It took me my free period to do it too!!
