Disclaimer: If I owned Bones I would not be writing on fanfiction.

A/N: This is probably going to turn out really badly and I have no idea where I'm going with this story so bare with me, this starts out after Judas on the Pole ended, inside the diner, I know that eppy was awhile ago but oh well.


Chapter 1: Dumped

"Hey Zach congratulations, and nice hat." Booth said and patted him with an open hand on the shoulder.

"Thanks Agent Booth." Zach leaned into Brennan and whispered to her "Did you see that Dr. Brennan?"

"Yes I did." Brennan said smiling to herself. "And now that you are a doctor call me Brennan."

"OK Brennan." Zach said with an even bigger smile on her face.

"Hey Seeley." Cam said as she came over and gave him a kiss. "Why are you here, this is for Zach I thought you didn't like Zach?"

"What are you talking about Camille I love Zach, plus he's a squint."

"Exactly, he's a squint; wouldn't that make you like him even less?"

"Is there some reason you don't want me to be here?" Booth asked getting skeptical.

"No, I just thought that you didn't like squints."

"Well, look at you and Bones, I don't hate you two."

"You're putting me on the same level with Dr. Brennan?"

"Well you're both squints that I like."

"Yes but you are comparing me with her, like we're equals."

"So, aren't you?" As soon as Booth said that he realized it was the completely wrong thing to say.

"We need to talk outside, Now!!" Cam said angrily. They both got up and walked out, both scared about the outcome of their talk.

"Why do you like her better?" Cam asked once they got outside, in the same spot Booth was not 10 minutes ago.

"What? I don't like her better, why would you ask that?"

"Oh I don't know maybe because you have a nickname for her and not me, you're always with her, when we're in the middle of anything romantic, i.e. a date, making out, or sex, and she calls you go running to her side, you have saved her life multiple times, and you almost kissed her in the exact spot we're standing in right now."

"We did not almost kiss Camille."

"Yes you did, why do you think I told Zach to go knock on the window?"

"You did that?"

"Yeah, you really think Zach's that oblivious that he didn't think that you guys where going to kiss?"

"Yes." Booth said in a 'duh' voice.

"Well he's not, I pointed it out to him and he ran up and knocked on the window."

"Well if he's not oblivious why did he do it because you asked him, or made him too?"

"No." Cam sighed "Because he loves Dr. Brennan."

"What?"

"You didn't notice? He adores her."

"Well I knew that, but he loves her?" Booth said starting to get worried.

"See, you're jealous."

"What?! No, no, no!! I was just thinking."

"No you weren't, you're jealous, and I'm sorry but I can't keep living knowing that you're in love with another woman. I'm sorry, good bye." Cam kissed him on the cheek and walked back in the diner, leaving Booth stunned he was never dumped. And to think the reason he was dumped was because of Bones.

"Hey, you alright?" Bones was suddenly at his side.


A/N: So how was it, I have a plan for the next chapter, I will update or start the chapter when I get 3 reviews. So please review.