Disclaimer: I don't own Magic Kaito
Fish or Mammal?
"Why are we at an aquarium?" 17 year old Kuroba, Kaito asked his friend who happened to be a girl. They were not boyfriend and girlfriends mind you. Kaito and Aoko were still in denial about the fact that they were the perfect couple.
"Since you forgot my birthday you promised me you would take me anywhere I want to go, and I chose the aquarium."
"But you know I'm scared of fish." Kaito whined like a 5 year old. Aoko grabbed his wrist before he could make a run for it.
"Don't worry you won't have to touch any fish." Kaito let out a sigh of relieve. "You just have to go swimming with the dolphins." Kaito face drained of all color.
"Here it is." Aoko dragged him into a big room with the dolphin pool.
"You said I didn't have to touch any fish." Kaito was whining again.
"You don't. They are mammals." Aoko informed Kaito
"They swim in the ocean therefore they are fish." Kaito retorted.
"Science has proven they are mammals." Aoko shot back.
"Oh look at the time I really must get going. I promised my mom I'd help her clean the house."
"Kaito." Aoko growled but it was too late. He had already disappeared in a puff of smoke.
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When Kaito woke up the next morning he found that his room had been redecorated with all fish. He also found fish plushies galore in his bed and all over his room.
"MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Kaito let out a high pitched girly scream.
The Phantom thief had been reduced to a bawling toddler. Aoko and Hakuba sat outside snickering at the shrieks coming from Kaito's room.
-Owari
