See reflections in the window, more than whipped cream on the top, just make off with it you pie wacko, gobble it up, get pumpkin pie breath!

Goldenpie, I've swallowed your filling

Goldenpie, you're sure to please

Goldenpie, you're so full of sweetness
one bite out of u brings me to my knees

You'll never know, how I watched you from the kitchen as a child
You'll never know, how it feels to be the one who goes hu-u-u-ungrrry

You'll never know the days, the nights, how much I cried

But now the time has come, it's time to eat you, riiiiight!
Goldenpie, not lemon or apple

Man oh man, it hits the spot!
Goldenpie, I'll love you forever!

No chef can bake, the pie I've got!

You'll never know how I watched you from the kitchen as a child

You'll never know, how it feels to get so close and be denied

It's a fork and spooney trap, I've got for you tonight
Revenge, it's a bite
I won't have to fight

Now I've got you in my sight
You're a goldenpieeeeeeeeee

you're a GOOOOLDEN PIEEEEEEEEEEEEe
da da da dah!