A/N: First fanfic, first try. Nothing much to say.

Trainer: SuperPaperPokemon doesn't own the characters in this story, they all belong to The Pokémon Company. And he doesn't own The Pokémon Company. Nor he owns any Pokemon in the story. He only owns whatever idea he may dream up.


Narrator: As our heroes continue their journey to Random City, they…

Ash: Hey, wait a minute! Is the city really called Random City?

Narrator: Who cares. I get paid for opening monologues, not to dream up city names. By the way, you are in the Unknown Region.

Dawn: Unown Region? Seriously? Shouldn't we be at the Sinnoh Region since me and Brock are here?

Brock: I think he didn't mean the Unown Pokémon, but the unknown unknown. As in, we do not know.

Pikachu: And you feel like pointing out this pointless detail why?

Piplup: It's not like this is important or at least interesting.

Dawn: Good thing you agree with me, Piplup.

Piplup: 'sweatdrops' That's not what I said…

Narrator: JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW! You are supposed to meet a trainer, help them with their problem, blast off Team Rocket and walk into the sunset, all in the spawn of half an hour. And you have already wasted 10 minutes!

Ash: OK, jezz, you don't need to get so mad.

Dawn: Look, I think I see the trainer we are supposed to help running towards us.

Piplup: It's a boy.

Pikachu: He's holding a Chimchar in his hands.

Brock: Let's see, the boy is wearing a red beret with a Pokéball design on its side, a black t-shirt, jeans and a yellow backpack on his back.

Dawn: Wait a minute, is he…

Ash: No way…

Trainer: I'M ON FIRE! HEELP! 'starts running in circles around our heroes' WATEER!

Everybody: 'sweatdrops'

Ash: Water-type from the Unknown Region, I choose you!

Water-type from the Unknown Region: Hey, I'm on TV. Hi, mom!

Brock: What!?

Dawn: We demand an explanation to the name of this Pokémon!

Piplup: And it better be a good one!

Trainer: "While running" I'M STILL ON FIRE!

Ash: Hold on, we will be with you in just a second.

Pikachu: First, we gotta know what is with this thing. No offence.

Water-type from the Unknown Region: None taken.

Narrator: …

Dawn: SO! Answer us!

Brock: I think he only speaks in start or the end of an episode.

Ash: That makes sense.

Trainer: "still running right round" HELP ME!

Brock: I think we should help him.

Ash: OK Water-type from the Unknown Region, use…

Dawn: Piplup, Hydro Pump!

Piplup Hydro Pumps the trainer and his Pokemon as they proceed to smash into a tree.

Ash: Hey that was my job! It was the only reason I sent Water-type from the Unknown Region out.

Dawn: Well, you were too slow. The guy was burning and you wanted to ask the narrator something.

Ash: You didn't do anything about him too.

Trainer: 'somehow already up' SHUT UP, you two!

Brock: Oh you're awake. Good. We already finished what we need for the episode.

Trainer: But… But what about how I caught fire? And my Pokémon is still unconscious. WHAT ABOUT MY NAME?!

Ash: I'm the star of this show, you don't matter.

Trainer: 'Goes sit in under the tree, in a fetal position' Meany.

Dawn: Wait, we forgot about Team Rocket!

Team Rocket: 'somewhere in the distance' We're blasting off again! 'ping'

Ash: Problem solved.

Narrator: So, after our heroes heroically save a nameless trainer from burning to death, let Team Rocket be blasted off by another, and most important of all, didn't catch me, their journey continues.

Brock: Hey, aren't we forgetting something?

Dawn: Nah, it's probably you imagination.

Piplup: Yep.

Pikachu: Definitely.

Water-type from the Unknown Region: What about me…

Narrator: Stay tuned.