A/n: these are just connect drabbles to get rid of my extra plot bunnies that seem to swarm to me when I try to write a chapter for one of my stories.. They are very annoying when I don't want them btw… they like to smother my muse.. -.-

Disclaimer: I own everything! ~Runs away from the men in suits~ you will never have Sesshoumaru! NEVER! ~Ends up getting hit with lawsuit papers~ Forgive me… ~Tears Up~ I Own… nothing..

She felt like such a genius. She had to be the smartest girl in the world, at least she felt like it right now.

The battle for the jewels were finally over, she was back home at long last. The well had stayed open, surprisingly. So she was in the future now, with visits to the past every weekend. Inuyasha came and visited her every day.

Life for this young miko was never an easy one though. Hojo, her ever persistent admirer, had finally graduated to a full blown stalker status. Once Inuyasha found out, he never left her side. And to add the frosting to the cake Kouga had lived to her time without mated Ayame. He was worse than he was in the past.

So she was stuck with two ever persistent stalkers and one overly protective guard dog.

It was right when she was about ready to purify everyone that the idea hit her. She was having to switch school because of her absences, so knowing this she called in a favor.

She was now registered at her new school as a male. After all, none of her stalkers would search for a male named Kage now would they?

Waking up before the sun even thought of rising she was bathed, dressed, and out the door. She had taken great pains in finding a soap that would make her scent completely disappear. But luckily she had, so now with her out of the house none of her demonic friends would be able to find her.

She was the smartest girl ever!