(A/N: I'm very very bored. So I wrote this. No idea what I was thinking. R&R!)

Sirius plopped down into his Transfiguration desk next to his dear Maraudering friends. James punched his arm and said,

"What took you so long? Class started 30 seconds ago!" Sirius stared at James with mock-horror and said,

"Remus? Is that you in there?" James rolled his eyes and said,

"I can infer from your lateness that you are once again scheming and I demand to be told what it is." Remus leaned over and said,

"Minnie's giving you the evil eye. She's in a right state. Shut it for your own good." James looked over and sure enough, Minnie was glaring at him. He whispered to Remus and Sirius,

"Somebody didn't get time to jump Dumbles." There was muffled laughter around. Minnie swept over to them in a way reminiscent of the way Severus would do in time and said,

"Is there something you wish to share with the class, Mr. Potter?" James did her very best to look apologetic as he said,

"No, Professor McGonagall." Minnie raised her eyebrow and her nostrils flared. For all their macho bravado, James and Sirius cowered just the tiniest bit. James lost the mock-humbleness and said in the most annoyingly bright voice he could muster,

"Well, Minnie, I was just discussing how you seem a little testy this fine morning. Was the Headmaster unable to play stripchess for the past week? Cause I know a few very nice chess players." Minerva's lips became so thin they all but disappeared. Her face paled in rage, and James sense all to late that he had crossed a line. She opened her mouth to begin her tirade, but it was not to be.

Sirius gave Remus the 'NOW!' wink, and Operation Kinky Kitty went into action. Remus performed a nonverbal spell, and Minerva turned into her tabby self. Before she could change back, Sirius brought the piece de resistance out: a laser. He flicked it on, and pointed it at the wall. Minnie fought it, but her cat instincts were to strong. She chased after it, darting along the floor as Sirius's hand shook with laughter. The entire class was torn between uproarious laughter and shocked silence. The result was a lot of coughing as laughter was half-ways stifled. The silence gave up.

It was probably one of the better Transfiguration lessons in the history of man. Everyone got to take turns manipulating the laser. Poor Minerva chased it for almost the entire class. Roughly an hour. Once the bell rang, Remus tossed the off laser back to Sirius, and everyone made a mad dash for the door.

Sirius, Remus, and James all collapsed laughing in the Common Room for their free period. Sirius gasped out,

"That was pretty good if I do say so myself." Remus nodded and said,

"Hey, what happened to Wormy?" James was out of breath as he said,

"Wormy's still in the Hospital Wing from Care of Magical Creatures. Who knew flobberworms were that dangerous?" The Marauders shrugged and began devising the 30 Weeks of Pranking.

(A/N: I fully intend to write the 30 Weeks of Pranking. Not days, weeks. Because I probably can only update once a week. But there will be additional pranks if I get additional ideas. I dedicate this story to Miriflowers for writing amazing stories and being a totally amazing person!)