Heya people

Heya people!! I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE THIS STORY!! This is a different kinda story to my norm! its not very original… but I find it cool! XD

EVERYONE IS HUMAN!!

Disclaimer: I own no Twilight… and I don't own France… BUT I OWN A FRENCH DICTIONARY!! XD (proud moment)

THIS IS THE FULL SUMMARY:

Edward is the school player. Emmett is his nerdy brother. Edward is at the top of the popularity chain while Emmett is at the bottom. When their parents sign up as a host house for the French exchange student, their lives will never be the same. Bella is one feisty female, who likes to have fun. Jasper and Rosalie are her French friends, who come to visit. Jasper is infatuated deeply with Bella, but then so is Edward. What is to happen?! And will Emmett and Rosalie Kick it off?

GUYS! BELLA IS NOT A SLUT! JUST LIKES TO PLAY THE FLIRTING GAME coz its fun to see them drool hehehe. BTW she has learnt all her tricks from Rosalie, and Rose plays the game as well!! XD so do not think badly of them

FAMILY THINGS:

Carlisle and Esme Cullen (PARENTS OF ED & EM)

Emmett Cullen(18)(BUFF NERD) Edward Cullen(17) (PLAYER)

Alice Brandon (17) (NORMAL SELF)

Jasper Hale(18) Rosalie Hale (18) (FRENCH FRIENDS OF BELLA'S)

Bella Swan (17) (EXCHANGE STUDENT)

That's all I know for now… if there are other characters I shall tell you their age and last names so you know who they're related to and all… XD

SORRY FOR BELLA'S ACCENT WRONG SPELLING!! Its not my fault! If you cant read it then… dammit! Tell me and I shall put the real thing in brackets beside. Eetit, izis, 'avehave,

I have 'z' for 'th' and 's'

I hope this isn't confusing

And the adventure begins…

EPOV

I winked at a cute blonde passing by. She giggled and turned to whisper excitedly to her friends. Yep this is the life.

I'm Edward Cullen, brother to Emmett Cullen, unfortunately, and son of Doctor Carlisle Cullen and Esme Cullen. I was a gift from the gods to ladies. My mission; please them.

I guess some people would call that being a player, or a man whore. I didn't care; they're just jealous that I actually get some.

Why, you ask, is it unfortunate that I am brothers with Emmett? Well, I guess he does have the potential to be popular, but really, he's one of the school's nerds. People didn't normally take us for brothers, and if they knew, they didn't hold it against me, seeing as without me, they wouldn't be cool either.

The ladies love me. I changed girls like I change socks. They all want me, and I'm willing to give.

"Flight 332 from France has landed," the intercom announced. Oh, I guess you're wondering why we're here.

See, my mother thought it would be nice to host the new foreign exchange student. Every one in town wanted us to, seeing as we have the nicest house, and so she was more then willing to agree.

So here we are at ten in the morning waiting for this guy. I didn't even know his name, except for his last name, which is 'Swan'. Ha, he must be a pansy.

As people started to get off the plane, I checked out all the girls. There were a lot of them, too, but mostly with other men. All the good one's are normally taken, but that didn't stop all the girls at school from wanting to get in my bed.

Another cute blonde walked passed. I saw Emmett shove his PSP (nerd) into his pocket to start watching out for this guy. I'm so embarrassed we're related.

As the girl passed us I winked at her, like the last, except this time she blew me a kiss. I gave her one of my famous crooked smiles. That seemed to do it. Her eyes glazed over and she walked into someone. I laughed quietly and turned back to the other people.

That's when I saw her.

There, walking straight toward us, was the most beautiful creature I had ever seen. She had luscious mahogany brown hair, curves in all the right places, and lips that just shouted 'kiss me'. She was a gift from the gods.

Her strut was so tempting I almost pounced on her then and there. She seemed to be coming towards in slow motion, like it was a really, really good dream. I could just here the music in the background:

(Pink – Get the party Started – hehehe I couldn't resist :P)

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

I licked my lips. I had never seen a girl that made me want her this bad. I shook my head from side to side slowly, trying not to let the moan escape my lips.

Get this party started on a Saturday night

Everybody's waitin' for me to arrive

"Whoa…" I heard Emmett breath from beside me. 'Whoa' was right.

Sendin' out the message to all of my friends

We'll be lookin' flashy in my Mercedes Benz

She was walking right for us. I wanted to drag her off into the toilets and have my way with her, but I resisted, seeing as my parents were just a few feet away from me.

I got lotsa style in my gold diamond rings

I can go for miles if you know what I mean

Her eyes met mine then. I couldn't really see her right one, seeing as her hair covered it, which made her all the more sexier. I swallowed, hard. She was dazzling me. I tried to quickly gain my composure when she broke the eye contact.

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

I'm comin' up so you better get this party started

She stopped in front of my parents. I wanted her to look at me again. Those big brown eyes were absolutely astounding. Heck, I didn't just want her to look at me; I wanted her in my bed.

"Bonjour Monsieur and Madame Cullen, je suis ainsi passionnant pour être ici!" (Hello Mr and Mrs Cullen, I am so excited to be here! is basically what this translates to) God I had no idea what she just said or why she was standing in front of us, but god, I couldn't take my eyes off her. Her voice was so seductive, and her speaking French, oh god I think I need ice.

"I'm sorry dear, but I'm afraid we don't speak French. Do you know English?" my mother asked. She seemed to be hiding her excitement. Oh man, just tell me what this girl wants and I shall give it to her, multiple times.

"Oh! Excuser moi! I am sorree! I fergot! Pleaze, forgive me," the girl giggled nervously, blushing. Her laugh sounded like the birds singing at the crack of dawn, or the sound of the water in flowing down a bubbly waterfall in a beautiful meadow. It was glorious. I wanted to here more. And her blush; it made me want to stroke her cheek with my hand. I shoved my hands in my pockets before I could do anything… inappropriate in public.

"It's quiet alright dear," my mother laughed. I wanted to know why she- oh my god. No way.

"Shall we get going?" my father asked. I tried as best as I could to hide the huge smile that wanted to spread across my face, but a little smirk got out. Thank you god.

"Sure! I just need to git my thingz," the beauty said.

"Of course. I'm Esme, and this is Carlisle, Emmett and Edward," my mother introduced.

"Oh! But of course! I almost fergot! I am Isabella Swan, but please, call me Bella," she introduced herself. Bella. Perfect name for the perfect girl.

"Hi," Emmett grinned goofily as he held out his hand. Oh please don't embarrass me!

"Bonjour," she greeted back, taking his hand. Instead of shaking it though, Emmett brought it to his lips. He totally stole my move! She winked back at him as my parents turned and started walking over to where all the bags were.

"Edwerd, was it?" Bella asked me as we followed my parents.

"The one and only," I shot her a crooked smile. She didn't seem phased at all. What the hell?

She held out her hand for me to shake. "Nice to meet you," she said as I took her hand. Before I could do anything she dropped it. What the hell?

After we had gotten her things we started toward the car. I then noticed what she was wearing; black skinny jeans, which fit her curves perfectly, and a big red trench coat with black buttons. I couldn't see her shirt, seeing as it was covered. She was also wearing one of those French hats…a beret! That's it! Her hair was flowing down her back in glorious messy curls, her side fringe covering most of her right eye. God she was a babe! I really needed ice.

I sighed dreamily, thinking of what life would be like with Bella this year… there would never be a dull moment… mmh I bet she's great in be-

Someone waving a hand in front of me snapped me back into reality. It was Emmett.

"Dude! Do you see how smokin' she is?!" he whisper/yelled excitedly.

"Heck yes! I'm so getting a piece of that," I whispered back. Bella was talking to my parents, who were in front of us by about a metre and a half. I stared at Bella's perfect arse. God, I wanted to grab it.

All the guys would be so jealous when I got to school in a week. A week. Ha, I get a whole week, with nothing to do but screw this girl. She wouldn't refuse me, I knew it. Duh, no girl refused me!

This was going to be a perfect, great, wonderful year.

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Love you all!

Luv ash