Disclaimer: if I owned any of these characters, Selina (Cat woman) would have married Bruce a long time ago.

Dedicated to: My Christian Friend, Praiseb2Him.

Made by Spicycute, Inspired by Spicycute, Written by Spicycute Characters by WB.

No monkeys were harmed in the making of this story.

Wayne manor, outside Richard's bedroom-11:55:24

Guy 1: The Coast is clear.

Guy 2: Good, are you clear on the mission?

Guy 1: Yes go in and go out, but I thought that this place was heavily secured?

Guy 2: I switched off all the alarms and security.

Guy 1: But I'm still not sure, what if he notices that his room is not under security?

Guy 2: I'm quite sure he's sleeping, anyway, if he does, just freeze, he may not be able to see very well in the dark, added to the fact that he is still drowsy.

Guy 1: But what if it is discovered before I get out?

Guy 2: Don't worry; I've got your back.

Guy 1: (Whining) why can't you do it?

Guy 2: Too obvious, he knows me better than you; he may know how to look for clues.

Guy 1: (Sigh), alright, I'm going in.

Wayne Manor, once again outside Richard's room-12:30:42

Guy 2: Did you do it?

Guy 1: Yup! Nothing to it but to do it!

Guy 2: Did he wake up?

Guy 1: well…. I don't think so.

Guy 2: Good, let's get back to our rooms.

Guy 1: (Thinking) I'd better not tell him, that I forgot to use my supersonic hearing.

"Good morning Bruce, morning Clark, Merry Christmas!" said Dick as he went into the kitchen where the said men were eating breakfast.

"Morning Dick" Bruce said "Yup morning" Clark said. The two men smiled at Dick.

Dick then went to the cupboard and took out some cookies, courtesy of Alfred, and poured himself a glass of milk.

"Sooooooo," Clark said, "Did you get a visit from Santa?"

"No way!" Dick said, "I did get some presents though"

"From Santa Claus?" Clark asked hopefully, fully aware of the glares Bruce was sending him.

"No! From you guys, thanks!"

Clark barely escaped the Glare of Doom which Bruce was now shooting his way.

"How did you know it was us?" Bruce asked.

"Duh, first off, you didn't eat my cookies which show that either Santa got really clever, or someone sneaked into my room" Dick answered.

"What's wrong with your cookies?" Clark asked.

"Lets just say, I'm one of the few who actually made The Batman puke" Dick said.

"Anyway," Dick continued, "second off, I don't have a chimney. Third, I haven't been very good this year, remember when Batman had a full mask for a week instead of the usual half size?"

"You said it was part of your ninja training!" accused Clark, Bruce just rolled his eyes.

"And lastly, most Santa Clauses actually wear their underpants under their tights"

Dick concluded. "Anyway I'm gonna go wish Alfred a Merry Christmas, see you guys later!" Dick hopped off his seat and went out of the kitchen, leaving both men sitting there in shock.

"And to think you actually have super hearing" Bruce said.

Clark just smiled apologizingly, "never mind, there's still next year, merry Christmas Bruce"

Bruce smiled a little and said, "Merry Christmas Clark"

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A/N: I'm not going to update my "Things you know or may not know about the Batman until I get at least 10 positive reviews, sorry for the wait.