A/N: Written because Slade is my favorite Teen Titans character. Rated K+ for mentions of death and pain. Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, the Teen Titans theme, or any of their franchises.


The New Theme

(To the tune of . . . well, you know)

When there's peace and rest know who will call

Slade Wilson!

Effectively disembowel all

Slade Wilson!

Knows the perfect time to attack!

No one else looks this awesome in black!

And when everything is going so well . . .

Slade Wilson, NO!

With unending wit and strength he'll fight

Slade Wilson!

Everybody trembles at his might

Slade Wilson!

Truth and justice he soon will maim

To him it's not just war, it's a game

Heroes who tried to beat him always fell . . .

Slade Wilson, NO!

Wrath, pain, death, wit, fear:

Slade Wilson!