Original author:sonamyluffer1011 Original Title: SONAMY :D I am unoriginal. And before shit goes down I only remove and put shit in. and made the ending quick.
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LOLOLO A SANOMY STARY. Ok faggot, lets start as amys a new student at emerald high.
so amy was barrel rolling like a boss in a random hallway like the whore she is. lets start off by saying amy is veryGAY AND HAPPY. she had quills that is covered in cocain, a perfect figure that was covered in cocain and lots of friends that dies in the great cocain war.
MKAY so amy finally found her home room. "sup faggot imam amy. Does anyone have cocain in this mother fucka?".
"SIT THE FUCK DOWN." Screamed vanilla ice
"ok"
that was followed by alot of wows and whistles and lulz and fighting and etc. but amy could give less shits. so she sat down next to the sum fag and he said "Hey there."
amy sighed really loud "looklook I just want a concrete floor so stfu?" "as long as you shit on my face " he trolled.
"lolokay" amy sighed
sonic lawled some moar.
the bell rings and everyone runs to lunch so they can be happ and ghay and frolick acroos the feild.
as said amy shat with sanic, sanic died but didn't because saga want allow dat.
"would you stop it asshole..."
"lolnofagget"
amy sighed.
"wut you want then?"
"a queer date. this time paradox. 6:66. On the blue moon. in a pants partay"
"and ware will this QUEER date happen?"
sonic frowned "HOLD YER DICK AND WAIT."
friday -5:44 pm.
amy was gay for sanic and her "QUEER DATE".
she was wearing a bunch of spaghettie and some other shit no one chares aboot.
at around 6:6negativeone she heard a knock and answered the door.
when she saw sanic smiling she bleed to death and become a troll and died because sanic was so amazinglt drawhn.
"tuready rosevalt?"
"stfu"
sonic picked her up and threw her in the trahs.
dey diad epic rollplaying and amy dies while sanic beats her dead body. teh roleplaying wus so epic that it mad jezuz die TWICE.
after the epicgrp sanic invited amoy into his POORLY DRAWN AND GAY house. she toke dar red pill. they went up to his room and sat on his big fluffy bed.
after ah hour of talking sonic being moar gay then he really is amy was ses...
"shay sanic-" sonic inturupted with an deep long sloppy drooly wet kiss, sonic slid his hand AND MADE A TIME PARADOX and scoured. amy died thre tiames... "s-sanic"CUM ON STEP IT UP" amy ded again. then sonic launch her shirt all the way off to mars, and slowly unclipped her bra. then he rppied off her jeans wit magiks. after that he slid her undies off...
" stop it you blue fag"
"LOL FUCK no" amy moaned.
THEN JEZUZ CAME OUT OF NOWERE AND SES "no secjs foar u" AND KILL DEM BOOTH.
Teh end.
