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This is how I think Harry Potter REALLY defeated Voldermort….

Harry and Voldermort locked in a duel about to face off….

"So it all comes down to this, doesn't it?" whispered Harry. "Does the wand in your hand know its last master was Disarmed? Because if it does… I am the true master of the Elder Wand."

A red-gold glow burst suddenly across the enchanted sky above them, as an edge of dazzling sun appeared over the sill of the nearest window.

The light hit both their faces at the same time, so that Voldermort's was suddenly a flaming blur. Harry heard the high voice shriek as he, too, yelled his best hope to the heavens, pointing Draco's wand:

"Avada Kedavra!"

"Accio CAPTAIN FALCON!!"

A great blinding light flashed through sky and everyone shielded their faces for the light was too awesomely and godly.

"FAAALLLLLCOONNNNNNNNNNNNN PUNCH!"

Voldermort was blasted out of the great hall in a whirl of fire and disappeared into the sunrise with a distant *ding*.

Harry turned to Captain Falcon and said, "thanks buddy, I owe you big time"

Captain Falcon Saluted and took off in his blue falcon with a "WHOOAAAAA FALCON!"

The light faded and all turned and looked at Harry…. It was over…

( I would just like to say something, you know the joke how most kids wear Superman pj's and Superman wears Chuck Norris Pjs? Well Chuck Norris wears Captain Falcon Pjs)

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