Quicksilver
By DJ M
Disclaimer: This song fic is a spoof of the Road Runner song. I don't own that or X-Men Evolution.
If you're on the highway Pietro think he's cool
(Pietro just speeds along a road. Ororo is pushing Professor Xavier along the sidewalk, Pietro zips past him, causing the Professor to spin,)
Get out of his way or you'll be sorry fool
Pietro Maximoff runs around all day
(Evan gets on his skateboard and starts chasing Pietro.)
Evan Daniels can't make him change his way
Quicksilver
Evan's after you man
Quicksilver
On X-men Evolution
That loser Daniels is the biggest joke
(Pietro starts running circles around him, then Evan crashes into a lamp post.)
When will he learn that he just a slow poke
(Scene shifts to Jean flirting with Duncan. Scott's washing his car right behind them.)
Pietro Maximoff's always bugging everyone
(A blur comes and Duncan's pants fall down. Then Pietro throws trash on Scott and Jean.)
And getting away is his idea of fun
(Pietro is being chased by the X-men, Duncan, and his pals.)
Quicksilver
Jocks and X-geeks are after you
Quicksilver
If they get you your doomed
The End.
