Chapter 2 – The Wizard Swears!
Soon after sending emails to Hermione she replied she will deliver them to Hogwarts as soon as possible.She asks them to call in a few days due to some E Bay meeting.
"Hey how come we have to send emails to her, why can't we send to other muggles?"Snape asked
"Because she works at E Bay stupid"
"Who are you calling stupid?" Snape fiercely answer back.
He takes out his wand preparing to attack Harry. Dobie steps up and protects Harry with a spell that knocks Snape forward, hitting a window.Snape, knocked out, leaves Harry and Dobie in a happy state.
"That's for making Dobie an e-mail account"
"Dobie, do you want to go on any other websites other than E Bay?"Harry asks
"Dobie would be most happy to if Harry Potter agrees with"
"Okay then let's go to this website called Wizard Bebo"
"Dobie would like to ask Harry Potter what that is."
"That is called a wizardry social networking site."
"Is wizardry...social...networking...site...edible sir?"
"No it's a place where all the wizards in the world gather and talk to friends about anything."
"Dobie likes this...wizard...Bebo."
After logs into Bebo, Harry checks his friends list. When scrolling down the last page Harry points out to Dobie Dumbledore's Bebo page
"Oh good wizards, Professor Dumbledore posted a list of words that are ban from Hogwarts."Harry shrieked.
"I didn't know that wizards have swears"
"Of course they do Harry Potter; they are called Wizard Swears sir"
"Some like cauldron bum or son of a banshee sir"
"Dobies favorite is swish and flicker sir"
Mrs McGonagall walks in and shocked to hear such language
"Excuse me, but do I detect foul mouthiness?"
"Oh no Mrs McGonagall"
"VOLDEMORTS BUM!"screams Dobie
"EXCUSE ME?!"
"Dobie!" replies Harry
"I refuse to have this spew in my presence house elf!"
"DRAGON BOOGIE!"Shrieks Dobie
All remains silent and they all look at Dobie. Staring blankly they all are surprise to see a house elf speak like this.
"RUN DOBIE RUN!"Shouts Harry
Harry cautiously screams "Expecto Petrolum!"
And they all disappeared from sight.Mrs McGonall search the whole room for them but nothing. The computer and Snape had also disappeared from view but McGonall never saw Snape.
Soon after they are in another room. Snape also wakes up to find them in the basement where all is peace and quiet. Snape soon remembers what happens and screams at them
"How dare you attack a teacher at Hogwarts you filthy leprechaun taints!"
"Sorry Snape but do you still want to go on Lava life.If do please be quiet "Harry replies
"Oh all right...now what were you guys up to when I was out?"
"Oh don't worry"
"Dobie would like to suggest lets do a prank call"
"Okay"
"Well Harry & Dobie you better make this funny"
Ring...ring...ring...ring
"Hello, Lord Voldemort speaking"
"Wizard Poo!"
"What? You kids, if I ever find out whose calling me I will call the witch police & you will go to jail and also I will kill you"
Then suddenly Ms McGonall walked in with Professor Dumbledore came in...
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