Okay, in honor of my favorite vampire, who is not dead, he's on vacation, you crazy son of a gun. I 'think' Godric would take it as a compliment, though may find a thing or two a little creepy. Also, I'm going to hell for number 10. So, here it is.

HE LIVES!!!! HE LIVES, DAMNIT!

20 Ways To Annoy Godric:

(Side effects may include suicidal thoughts and making fangirls cry.)

1) Constantly beg for him to take his shirt off so you can get a better look at his tattoos.

2) Give him such nick-names as, 'The Littlest Vampire,' and 'My Elven Buddy.'

3) Ask him if it's incest if a Maker sleeps with his 'Prodigy' with the straightest face possible.

4) Wash his clothes with the reds.

5) Call him Yoda.

6) Applaud after his every pause, calling out that he's an inspiration to vampires and midgets everywhere. (No Offense!)

7) Follow him around with a sign saying, 'He's Older Then Jesus, Worship HIM!'

8) Whenever he does anything awesome, coo over him, sighing "Isn't he just the most adorable little boy you've ever seen?"

9) Ask him where babies come from.

10) Cover yourself in True Blood, and run into his room screaming, "YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM! ERIC'S KILLING THEM ALL!"

11) Request he pose for a nude portrait.

12) Tell Sookie that Godric wants to hook up with Tara.

13) Convince him that a Bloody Mary is a special combination of True Blood.

14) Ask him if he wanted to Meet The Sun because he didn't want to clean up his room. (His house exploded, remember?)

15) Set him up on a blind date with Laffette... Without telling him.

16) Don't tell him what's going on on National Talk Like A Pirate Day.

17) Take him out to eat at the most anti-vampire establishment you can think of, and make a point of shouting out "AND MY VAMPIRE FRIEND WILL HAVE SOME TRUE BLOOD!!!"

18) Tell him he couldn't be more emo if he wore eye-liner.

19) Buy him eye-liner.

20) Insist he take folk-dancing lessons.

Bonus: What, do you expect me to come up with something else? Do you have any idea how long those others took? GOSH! STOP ASKING SO MUCH OF ME! (You could, however, get him a kitten who has a litter box phobia... Because there is no way he would kill a kitten. It's Godric, he likes pretty things. Why else would he make Eric into a vampire?)

Additional Instructions: Either stay up all day, making sure he doesn't go on the roof; or buy plenty of Klenex

You know, in combination with the other two... I'm so dead. Also, I'm burning in Hades. It'll be fun! ^_^

That one was extremely hard, otherwise it wouldn't have taken a bout of sinus hell to make me finish it. Okay, people, I need more suggestions. Give me someone, and I'll do my best to annoy them, most likely getting killed. Again. That happens to me a lot.