DISCLAIMER READ FIRST, EXPLAINS SHIT, SO READ IT
Yes there is a disclaimer for this chapter,
This chapter is not really part of this story Bride of Alucard, so if you haven't read that you will be lost, odds are you'll be lost anyway, but yes it does have all your well loved characters in it but it is something I wrote while on both a sugar and cough syrup high,
Its random, completely AU and makes no sense
Everything but this disclaimer was written on said highs, but now I have just woken up from a shit sleep and crashed not long ago
note that I do not condone fag drags, I do however find the South park episode that I reference funny, in which 'Mrs.' Garrison tries to convince a group of rednecks to do an old fashioned 'fag drag' and the rednecks disagree
If you do not understand the reference you either haven't seen the episode or are extremely uptight
If you don't like South Park because of references like mentioned above, then it's your own problem
The only time fag drags are except able is if you are asked by a gay person to drag them, then you have my permission
I also take no responsibility whatsoever for IQ drops, stupidity, spilt soda, milk or other liquids being spat out your nose, breakfast lost and dropped or hysteria
If you suffer from any of these and wish to blame me, go shove a stick up your arse to help reach your head.
If you don't like my story and feels that it lowers your IQ simply from reading, don't complain to me, the answer is simple. DON'T FUCKING READ IT
I also wish to add that if you do like it and are happy when you feel your IQ drop then the answer is simple
PUT A DOLLAR IN THE BOXAH
(South park reference)
If you do not wish to but said dollar in said box, then review
Either is good
Now read if you want and if you don't then fuck off
Everybody clear on this?
No?
Good
Additional notes.
Angil: the person who is doing the talking or action
-Words- the action being made
word the emotions
BEGIN
Ella: "Wow, that was long and you were harsh man"
Angil: -shrugs- "I did what had to be done"
Ella: -blinks- "You're in a strange mood"
Angil: -shrugs again-
Red: -runs in- "COME ON EVERYONE, LETS HAVE US AN OLD FASHIONED FAG DRAG"
Ella: -mouth drops open- "RED!"
Angil: -Sighs and shakes head- "Let me guess, South Park"
Red: disappointed "Fag drag"
Angil: -closes eyes- "No"
Red: -pouts- "Fag drag"
Angil: -opens eyes- "NO"
Red: "But, but"
Angil: -glares- "NO, AND IF YOU DON'T STOP SAYING THAT MISTER I WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR ROOM"
Red: -bottom lip trembles-
Ella: -glares at Angil- "Did you have to be so mean"
Red: -whispers- "Fag drag"
Angil: -lights smoke- "That's it mister, GO TO YOUR ROOM"
Red: -mouth drops open in horror-
Angil: -glares- "NOW"
Red: sobs "I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU" cries -runs up the stairs and slams door-
-Music begins to play loudly-
-Integra walks in and looks up the stairs-
Integra: "Alucard?"
Angil: -nods- "South park again"
Integra -sighs and shakes head- "Light"
Angil: -blinks- "What?"
Integra: -sticks cigar in mouth- "Light"
Angil: -glares and lights cigar- "You owe me for that"
-Sarah runs in naked-
Sarah: -dancing- "WHOO, NAKED PARTY"
Integra: -to Angil- "Now we're even"
Ella: -shakes cage-
-Angil and Integra look up at ceiling where Ella is locked in a cage-
Ella: -glares- "HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN"
Angil: -grins round smoke- "The magic of television"
Ella: -glares harder- "we're not on television numb nuts"
Angil: -raises eyebrow and mutters- "Numb nuts?"
-Ella looks down and finds herself turned into an sea cow-
Integra: -sighs- "why haven't you done that earlier?"
Angil: -shrugs-
Sarah: -still dancing naked around the room, oblivious to the fact that everything's AU-
-Integra and Angil take a drag on their tobacco products-
Angil: "Yep"
Integra: "Yep"
-Ella makes whatever noise sea cow makes-
-Alucard can be heard sobbing upstairs-
LESSON 1: Never mess with the author
