Author's Note: This contains gayness, so please avert your eyes if you have to.

-Curcle

B was packing his bags, ready for the hurl of shame, when Sam came up to him. "Uh, hi B!" Sam said awkwardly as he put down and closed his video game. "I just wanted to say goodbye". B looked at Sam, knowingly, as if he deserved to get eliminated. Suddenly, he felt a hand around his shoulder. It was Sam. "You don't deserve to be eliminated so early". B was silent, as always. "B, you know I like you, right?" Suddenly, something unexpected happened. B spoke. "I know", he said. His voice was deep and careworn, but not unkind. B covered his mouth as soon as the words came out. "B! You can talk!" Sam shouted. "Please, keep it a secret." B whispered in Sam's ear. Sam zipped his fingers over his mouth. "My lips are sealed" he said. Suddenly, B started filling his mouth with cream cheese. "No, stop! That's my favorite food!" Sam yelled. "And I plan to share it with you." B said. Then the two of them started making out with each other…with tongue. The heavily made out until B had to go, VIA the Hurl of Shame. "I'll never forget you!" Sam shouted as B was flung away. Sam cried all the way back to his cabin, the taste of sour cream still lingering in his mouth.

And I, Chris McLean, caught it all on video.